TOP 10 Least Favorite Christmas Songs - -

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NUMBER 10: "Addicted to Nasal Decongestant" sung by Robert Palmer.

NUMBER 9: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a Restraining Order.

NUMBER 8: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to tell your parents you are gay, HEY!

NUMBER 7: We forgot how this ends, Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum-Pum . . .

NUMBER 6: Frosty the crackhead had a crack pipe full of crack . . .

NUMBER 5: I'm dreaming of an even larger . . . penis.

NUMBER 4: When you play the song backwards, you hear someone say, "I buried Calibaygirl".

NUMBER 3: Celine Dion sings Christmas Carols on the car radio and there's no nearby brick wall to ram into.

NUMBER 2: Replacing "Frosty the Snowman" with that "Pina Colada" song.

AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Least Favorite Christmas Song - -

All the "Christmas Carols" that IAAL sings that contain rhymes with the word "Nantucket".

IAAL

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IAAL, you really in the spirit now Bro.

ROFLMFAO! Thanks, IAAL! I needed that.