TOP 10 Things I've Learned Since Becoming a Contributor to FreeAdvice:

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NUMBER 10: There's more trailers out there than I ever would have believed!

NUMBER 9: You're all drunk off your asses!

NUMBER 8: I no longer think it's odd to get legal questions like, "Does it always smell like this?" and "Why is my bosses' hand on my ass?"

NUMBER 7: When we have criminal writers, the response I usually get back is, "You're allowing yourself to be swayed by a mountain of overwhelming evidence!"

NUMBER 6: I now take certain posts seriously when the writers say things like, "Is your name Rick? The voices in my head are telling me to kill a guy named Rick."

NUMBER 5: The cops arrested me for child abuse when I said to my kid, "If I turn around and you don't have that seat belt on, so help me I'll punch a hole in you."

NUMBER 4: Can I sue the restaurant when, after I've eaten, the waiter tells me, "Hey, just so you know, I sneezed on your Philly cheesesteak."

NUMBER 3: A writer concerned about a medical malpractice lawsuit relates a story that includes seeing her nurse filling a syringe with Gatorade.

NUMBER 2: I've finally learned to categorize the various questions into two categories: "Preposterous lies" and "Absolute crap."

AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Thing I've Learned Since Becoming a Contributor to FreeAdvice:

Canadians don't know how to read our instructions!!


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[dogwood]

''yawn''''yawn'

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Originally Posted by dogwood

''yawn''''yawn'

My response:

Yes, I know. It's not my best work. I was bored. Hey, it does have its moments, but overall, I agree with you.

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[BlondiePB]

Though this is not a forum trailer park story, you may get a kick out of it.

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