Can they break in? Can I hide? Help fast they are coming!

[BigMouth]

CALIFORNIA - I own & live on a boat, only I have keys. I think they're coming to take my computer, discs, etc. in the morning. If I’m not here can they break in? Can the dockmaster allow them to break in? Can I move the boat til things cool off as long as I don't leave town?

I believe there is nothing illegal on the computer, but can they take/view all the dirty pics & videos of me & boyfriend stored on it? If I hide it & say I sold it or threw it overboard, will they make me prove & retrieve it? When would I get my stuff back? I need my computer for work, and I need it back with all my files intact.

Can they dismantle equipment or personal items in their search, and do they have to return things to the same condition? Can they search my car or storage facility? Can I refuse until I have a lawyer present?

Serious advise please, fast! I think they are coming tomorrow and I am very scared and freaking out.

 

[HomeGuru]

CALIFORNIA - I own & live on a boat, only I have keys. I think they're coming to take my computer, discs, etc. in the morning. If I’m not here can they break in? Can the dockmaster allow them to break in? Can I move the boat til things cool off as long as I don't leave town?

I believe there is nothing illegal on the computer, but can they take/view all the dirty pics & videos of me & boyfriend stored on it? If I hide it & say I sold it or threw it overboard, will they make me prove & retrieve it? When would I get my stuff back? I need my computer for work, and I need it back with all my files intact.

Can they dismantle equipment or personal items in their search, and do they have to return things to the same condition? Can they search my car or storage facility? Can I refuse until I have a lawyer present?

Serious advise please, fast! I think they are coming tomorrow and I am very scared and freaking out.

**A: the local law enforcement will work hand in had with the Feds.

 

[JETX]

"I own & live on a boat, only I have keys. I think they're coming to take my computer, discs, etc. in the morning."
*** What makes you think that?? What illegal activities have you been involved in??

"If I’m not here can they break in?"
*** Depends on the warrant.....

"Can the dockmaster allow them to break in?'
*** Generally, no. As long as you own the boat and are not renting/leasing.

"Can I move the boat til things cool off as long as I don't leave town?"
*** I don't know.... do you have any oars??

"I believe there is nothing illegal on the computer, but can they take/view all the dirty pics & videos of me & boyfriend stored on it?"
*** If the warrant allows access to the computer, or if they believe evidence may be on the computer, yes.

"If I hide it & say I sold it or threw it overboard, will they make me prove & retrieve it?"
*** If they don't believe you, yes.

"When would I get my stuff back?"
*** When they are done with it.

"I need my computer for work, and I need it back with all my files intact."
*** Gee.... kind of late to be worried about that, isn't it. You should have considered that when you (apparently) put possible evidence on the computer!!

"Can they dismantle equipment or personal items in their search,"
*** Yes.

"and do they have to return things to the same condition?"
*** No.

"Can they search my car or storage facility?"
*** If included in the warrant, yes.

"Can I refuse until I have a lawyer present?"
*** No.

"Serious advise please, fast! I think they are coming tomorrow and I am very scared and freaking out."
*** Ahhhhhh, another example of criminal paranoia!! Simply, something you need to get used to when you decide to enter the life of crime. Get used to looking over your shoulder!!!
I never was paranoid until I realized that everyone was out to get me!!!

 

[HomeGuru]

You can run but you can't hide.

 

[condaggitt]

WARNING WARNING DANGER WILL ROBINSON


http://www.evidence-eliminator.com/product.d2w


buy this and it should elimiate everything. (take off the url at the ends)

Even if you dont have porn on the computer, you have to clean up all the dead useless stuff on a computer that slows it down and takes up hard drive space.

 

[HomeGuru]

The dead useless stuff is the porn.

 

[hexeliebe]

Thanks for the vote of confidence HG. My girlfriend keeps telling me I have "dead useless stuff".

 

[HomeGuru]

Thanks for the vote of confidence HG. My girlfriend keeps telling me I have "dead useless stuff".

**A:: hexy, did you know that you can order Viagra online?

 

[hexeliebe]

Sure! I have 24 pills left but the damn cats keep getting them and having a par-tee !!!

It's a real CAT FIGHT around here

 

[HomeGuru]

So Fluffy says to Tom, "Meow, what's up. Is that a huge furball or are ya just happy to see me."

 

[hexeliebe]

Close. Real Close!!!

Scruffy just came in season today so we locked her in the bathroom with the boy cat and I left a pack of cigarettes near the door....

Damn cats asked for a lighter. perrier and strawberries.

 

[JETX]

I don't know how you guys can take Viagra!!! I tried to take one and that damn thing got caught in my throat!!! Had a stiff neck for a week!!!

 

[hexeliebe]

I know how you feel. I was holding one in my fingers trying to decide if I should take it while driving and got a ticket for giving the cop the FINGER!!!

 

[racer72]

Is this person a Kazaa user and do they thing the RIAA is after them?

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

" . . . do they thing the RIAA is after them?"

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My response:

Racer is doing his Ricky Ricardo routine again!

IAAL