I'm wondering if a criminal history would agree with what the court system told you.
What exactly were you charged with and under the laws of what entity? I don't want to assume it was DC as the Transit Police also have police powers in MD and VA. Maybe you were charged with something that was not a misdemeanor, or maybe by entering a guilty plea you did so to some other charge.
It is strange the court has no record of me, but not really surprising. No criminal record turned up in any of the background checks I ran against myself, either.
I was definitely in DC at the time, and I have no memory of this citation (and only a vague memory of the incident itself). I forgot about this whole incident entirely until last week, when I filled out a background check for a public sector job I am applying to. I must have thought paying the fine on the citation was no big deal at the time. Had I realized I would be convicted of a misdemeanor, I would have done everything in my power to fight it.
There are two theories:
1. The gentleman I spoke with at the court suggested I was charged with a violation.
2. More likely is that I forfeited collateral, which seems to be what everyone else cited for fare evasion in DC has done. DC allows those charged with certain misdemeanors to post monetary collateral to the court, whereby the court dismisses all charges against you. The court also does not recognize your forfeiture as an admission of guilt. It is essentially paying to have your case dropped. If I did this before an arraignment (when a court case is first papered), then I would have no public court case. The citation may still exist, but I doubt the public can easily find it.
So I'm taking the suggestion of the gentleman at the courthouse, and will not worry if I have a crime on record with them. He, my family, and my friends all think I am paranoid and a bit nutty.