felony trespassing

[eclecticapproac]

***Idaho***
two months ago i was banned from my local tribal casino because one of the people i was there with tricked me into drinking waaaay waaaay to much and when i lost all my money i got really mad and supposedy verbally assaulted the dealer and exposed myself to a waitress. thats not my problem though. I didnt get in any trouble with the law. my only punishment was being banned from the casino for life. this is where my problem starts... last week my favorite band, Foreigner, was coming to play there and i knew that i wasnt supposed to go but i did anyway and the same friend got me really drunk again!!! i ended up climbing over the barricade to try to get on stage and exposed myself to the security guards. i was arrested and charged for felony trespassing. i know i shouldnt have gone back to the casino but if it werent for my friend i wouldnt have gotten caught. i think i am goin to get a public defender. what technicalities might i be able to use to get out of this? it happended on tribal land which is technically not us soil so would i get charged by the us or by the indians?

[outonbail]

Originally Posted by eclecticapproac

***Idaho***
two months ago i was banned from my local tribal casino because one of the people i was there with tricked me into drinking waaaay waaaay to much and when i lost all my money i got really mad and supposedy verbally assaulted the dealer and exposed myself to a waitress. thats not my problem though. I didnt get in any trouble with the law. my only punishment was being banned from the casino for life. this is where my problem starts... last week my favorite band, Foreigner, was coming to play there and i knew that i wasnt supposed to go but i did anyway and the same friend got me really drunk again!!! i ended up climbing over the barricade to try to get on stage and exposed myself to the security guards. i was arrested and charged for felony trespassing. i know i shouldnt have gone back to the casino but if it werent for my friend i wouldnt have gotten caught. i think i am goin to get a public defender. what technicalities might i be able to use to get out of this? it happended on tribal land which is technically not us soil so would i get charged by the us or by the indians?

This has got to be a BS post, no one is this stupid!

[HomeGuru]

Originally Posted by eclecticapproac

***Idaho***
two months ago i was banned from my local tribal casino because one of the people i was there with tricked me into drinking waaaay waaaay to much and when i lost all my money i got really mad and supposedy verbally assaulted the dealer and exposed myself to a waitress. thats not my problem though. I didnt get in any trouble with the law. my only punishment was being banned from the casino for life. this is where my problem starts... last week my favorite band, Foreigner, was coming to play there and i knew that i wasnt supposed to go but i did anyway and the same friend got me really drunk again!!! i ended up climbing over the barricade to try to get on stage and exposed myself to the security guards. i was arrested and charged for felony trespassing. i know i shouldnt have gone back to the casino but if it werent for my friend i wouldnt have gotten caught. i think i am goin to get a public defender. what technicalities might i be able to use to get out of this? it happended on tribal land which is technically not us soil so would i get charged by the us or by the indians?

**A: you would get shot by the Indians and for good cause.

[weenor]

Can you say "troll"?

[HappyHusband]

Originally Posted by eclecticapproac

***Idaho***
two months ago i was banned from my local tribal casino because one of the people i was there with tricked me into drinking waaaay waaaay to much and when i lost all my money i got really mad and supposedy verbally assaulted the dealer and exposed myself to a waitress. thats not my problem though. I didnt get in any trouble with the law. my only punishment was being banned from the casino for life. this is where my problem starts... last week my favorite band, Foreigner, was coming to play there and i knew that i wasnt supposed to go but i did anyway and the same friend got me really drunk again!!! i ended up climbing over the barricade to try to get on stage and exposed myself to the security guards. i was arrested and charged for felony trespassing. i know i shouldnt have gone back to the casino but if it werent for my friend i wouldnt have gotten caught. i think i am goin to get a public defender. what technicalities might i be able to use to get out of this? it happended on tribal land which is technically not us soil so would i get charged by the us or by the indians?

I recommend G. Armstrong Custer, Esq. for your defense attorney. He is good at fighting Indians.
If found guilty you could be hamstrung or tied to post on an anthill.

[eclecticapproac]

this is a serious problem for me and i dont appreciate you guys being dumb asses. where could i possibly get a hold of mr custard. i really dont have much money cause i got fired from my job for drinking at lunch. i wasnt even drunk though! i need some help cause i cant afford any tickets or a lawyer. is custard as good as you say he is? thanks.

[justalayman]

[quote=eclecticapproacwhere could i possibly get a hold of mr custard. QUOTE]

He is in the refrigerated section of your grocery store. If you can't find him by yourself, ask Col. Mustard or Prof. Plum. They are all there somewhere.

[HappyHusband]

Originally Posted by eclecticapproac

where could i possibly get a hold of mr custard.

I only know him by reputation. Try the yellow pages or call information.
Now, he may be quite busy fighting other Indians with his defense team, but he may be able to come to the rescue.
Last I heard they were in Montana, about to put the Indians on the stand.

Originally Posted by eclecticapproac

is custard as good as you say he is?

Oh yes.
He's a real straight shooter. He'll fight those Indians to the last man.

[Mister Darcy]

Originally Posted by eclecticapproac

this is a serious problem for me and i dont appreciate you guys being dumb asses. where could i possibly get a hold of mr custard. i really dont have much money cause i got fired from my job for drinking at lunch. i wasnt even drunk though! i need some help cause i cant afford any tickets or a lawyer. is custard as good as you say he is? thanks.

Back to the Bayou, Boy.

[outonbail]

i really dont have much money cause i got fired from my job for drinking at lunch.

and you didn't expose yourself to your boss?

i wasnt even drunk though!

Oh, that would explain it,,,