OFF TOPIC...."A compassionate Attorney"

[4freedom]

What is the name of your state?Trips....I need a new drug!

A Compassionate Attorney:

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two pathetic men eating grass by the road side.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate, and asked, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have no money for food," the first man replied.
Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," insisted the lawyer.
"But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here."
"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.
But how 'bout m' friend?"
The lawyer turned to the other man and said, "You come with us, too."
"But, sir, I got a wife and six kids."
"Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo.
They all climbed into the car, and once underway, one of the poor fellows says:
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You're gonna love my place . .
the grass is almost a foot tall."

 

[n_and]

Trips....I need a new drug!

To be corny, the only drug you need is the wonder of life itself.

 

[4freedom]

I love life...and hell an occasional "something else"....

I just thought with all the "seriousness" and all on this site maybe some "relief "was neccesary...You know.. A JOKE!

By the way I change my name now and again...I am not a "first timer"....

Damn ...n_and we have talked before. Are you having a bad day?

 

[n_and]

A little bit. End of year project has me stressed.

Sorry. Not sure who you are, but I did like your joke, just a stressful week.

Sorry.

 

[n_and]

Well, don't keep me in suspense!!! A hint, please....you're killing me

 

[4freedom]

It's all good n_and........

Sorry about your recent stressfull situation......I hope everything gets better...wish the best for you!

I thought it was cute. Not necessarily, what a lawyer would do ...but cute none the less...

I got a chuckle out of it!

NO disrespect meant by it!

 

[4freedom]

What was the quote by that movie...."I'll never tell"

 

[n_and]

LOL.
Thanks for making me smile...I needed that.

 

[Son of Slam]

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