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DogToenails
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What is the name of your state? All of them
Hello. I was high intoxicated on drugs that I had stolen from my pimp after I shot him while on probation (it wasn't my fault). I was so nervous because I have a bunch of warrants (not my fault. The courts sent the notices to my parents' house) so I drank a case of beer and a fifth of Jack Daniels to help the tranqualizers I stole from my b$itch go down smoothly (she takes them because I beat her regularly (its not my fault. She doesn't listen)). Anyway, during my get-away, I decided to stop and rob a tobacco store (not my fault. I need the money because work is too hard). After getting $18 and killing the clerk and a customer, I left. Thinking the cops were on my tail, I hit this old lady who was crossing the street (not my fault. She was walking real slow). She was trapped under my car and I drug her for 8 miles (not my fault. the car I stole had low tires). Everyone kept telling me to stop as I passed them at 100mph (not my fault. How can I concentrate on the speedometer when eluding police). I didn't realize the lady was under my car, and didn't know why they were yelling, so I shot at them to get them to stop. I think I might have accidently hit a kid with one of the shots (not my fault. Kid got in the way). Anyway, the cops chased me. I took some shots at them, but they wouldn't go away (not my fault. I didn't realize it was the police). They finally caught me, but before they did, I managed to throw the gun and 5 bags of coke, herion and weed in the river (it wasn't really mine. I don't know how it got there). They arrested me with no bail. I escaped and moved to another state. This was a month ago. Has the statute of limitation passed? Can I go home now? Can I sue the police for roughing me up. Can I sue them for not reading my rights? Can I sue the old lady for slowing me down? Can I sue the owner of the car I stole for having low tires? I'm really a very nice and good person with bad luck. I'm just at the wrong place at the wrong time. None of this is my fault. They want to put me in jail. How dumb is that? I'm trying to get my life back together, but how do they expect me to do that if I'm in jail. It just isn't fair!!!!!!! Please tell me how I can get off with no punishment whatsoever.
P.S. I also killed a duck, but it wasn't my fault.
Hello. I was high intoxicated on drugs that I had stolen from my pimp after I shot him while on probation (it wasn't my fault). I was so nervous because I have a bunch of warrants (not my fault. The courts sent the notices to my parents' house) so I drank a case of beer and a fifth of Jack Daniels to help the tranqualizers I stole from my b$itch go down smoothly (she takes them because I beat her regularly (its not my fault. She doesn't listen)). Anyway, during my get-away, I decided to stop and rob a tobacco store (not my fault. I need the money because work is too hard). After getting $18 and killing the clerk and a customer, I left. Thinking the cops were on my tail, I hit this old lady who was crossing the street (not my fault. She was walking real slow). She was trapped under my car and I drug her for 8 miles (not my fault. the car I stole had low tires). Everyone kept telling me to stop as I passed them at 100mph (not my fault. How can I concentrate on the speedometer when eluding police). I didn't realize the lady was under my car, and didn't know why they were yelling, so I shot at them to get them to stop. I think I might have accidently hit a kid with one of the shots (not my fault. Kid got in the way). Anyway, the cops chased me. I took some shots at them, but they wouldn't go away (not my fault. I didn't realize it was the police). They finally caught me, but before they did, I managed to throw the gun and 5 bags of coke, herion and weed in the river (it wasn't really mine. I don't know how it got there). They arrested me with no bail. I escaped and moved to another state. This was a month ago. Has the statute of limitation passed? Can I go home now? Can I sue the police for roughing me up. Can I sue them for not reading my rights? Can I sue the old lady for slowing me down? Can I sue the owner of the car I stole for having low tires? I'm really a very nice and good person with bad luck. I'm just at the wrong place at the wrong time. None of this is my fault. They want to put me in jail. How dumb is that? I'm trying to get my life back together, but how do they expect me to do that if I'm in jail. It just isn't fair!!!!!!! Please tell me how I can get off with no punishment whatsoever.
P.S. I also killed a duck, but it wasn't my fault.
