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#106
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__________________ I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? - Bette Davis |
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#107
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| V? I'm still laughing. Lucky my bladder is empty!! ut oh
__________________ It is our unanimous opinion that you are damn right and it should be obvious to any moron that your (ex) (SO’s ex) (boss) (landlord) (local police) should be immediately (jailed) (fired) (reprimanded) (arrested) (demoted) (shot) (evicted). In fact, you are so astonishingly correct in this matter, it will not surprise us one bit if you are offered a generous settlement, because, by golly, that’s just how it should be. You Rock, Love, Us |
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#108
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| I guess all we needed to do all along was speak to him/her in castro-ese. |
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#109
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Moses? Don't you mean scrota-ese?
__________________ It is our unanimous opinion that you are damn right and it should be obvious to any moron that your (ex) (SO’s ex) (boss) (landlord) (local police) should be immediately (jailed) (fired) (reprimanded) (arrested) (demoted) (shot) (evicted). In fact, you are so astonishingly correct in this matter, it will not surprise us one bit if you are offered a generous settlement, because, by golly, that’s just how it should be. You Rock, Love, Us |
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| I stand corrected.... |
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#111
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I'm sure he's probably lurking in the background this very second. All alone and bewildered, he slowly looks up the word scrota and will soon post another redundant example of how not to use it in a broken sentence. He may even jump at the opportunity to poke fun at you for not spelling the word scooter correctly. Either way, he's too stupid to realize how adolescent he comes off in every one of his posts,,,, even after he's edited it a few times. Much like bait, he can’t see what the future has in store for him. So we should all be thankful that he's just a harmless twit with a single digit IQ that appears to drop with every post. Although he sees himself as fighting an equal battle, he's not capable of understanding the simple fact that no one's doing battle with him, but simply suggesting ways he could stop flaunting his ignorance. I'm guessing that this total lack of reasoning isn't so much his fault as it is the fault of a very weak genealogical make up being passed down through generations of inbreeding, or some sort of cell damaging disease in his blood line. So, while it isn't possible for him to inflict any sort of damage with his foolish destruction of the English language, we should probably ignore the fact that he is unable to grasp the concept of his complete inadequacy on so many levels. I’d compare him to that annoying mosquito that you can hear when your trying to fall asleep. You’d slap him into a small spot of mush if you could actually see where he landed whenever he stops his bothersome buzzing. But you soon realize that it’s only yourself that is receiving the effect of your slapping efforts, because he just doesn’t get what your after and that annoying buzzing sound starts up again and again. Like it is completely unaware of the inevitable slap that never seems to come until it’s long overdue, but will come eventually, hitting the mark and silence the buzzing for ever! But until that point in time, if we want to do something positive for him, I suggest we begin the long process of petitioning to add new laws to the books on a federal level, which would make it illegal for him to breed and thus pass on this inept mentality to future generations. At this point, it’s probably the only constructive thing that can be done for him. |
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