That was actually my first thought.
Are you stunned to know I agree with you??
He had to be really, really, really drunk and possibly uncooperative...or things have changed dramatically there.
Two young women hanging outside of car doors on the opposite sides of the car puking in the street in New Orleans...30 years ago.
Cop: You a tourist?
LdiJ: Yes sir
Cop: Been to Pat O'Brian's tonite (the dozen empty hurricane glasses packed in the pretty box was probably a clue)
LdiJ: Yes sir
Cop: Had a little to much to drink?
LdiJ: Yes sir
Cop: Got anybody you can call to come get you?
LdiJ: Yes sir (lying through my teeth)
Cop: Ok, there is a phone over there in that bar, go call them.
LdiJ: Yes sir
Two people stumble over to the bar, order café au lait, sit there drinking copious cups until the cops decide they have something better to do. Stumble back to the hotel (it was a loooong walk) and hope that nobody steals the car.
Eventually go home, embarrassed. Prim and Proper Aunt Sue visiting Mom and Dad. Story comes out after Aunt Sue asks how many hurricane glasses I brought home. Aunt Sue then confesses that she and half dozen prim and proper people spent the night in the drunk tank in N'awlins...30 years before me...paid a fine and went home.
Laissez les bon temps rouler.