| The Accident
A woman and I were involved in a car accident the other day; it was a bad one.
Both of our cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of us was hurt.
After we crawled out of our respective cars, the woman says to me, "So, you're a man; that's interesting, I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we're not hurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends
and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, I replied,
"Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to me.
I nodded my head in agreement, opened it, and dranks half the bottle and then I handed it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to me.
I asked, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replied, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
Moral of the story.....
Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.
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