1. You don't carry the proper insurance coverage.
2. Your company did not cause the damage.
3. I would bet you could park elsewhere if you wanted.
4. You are a masochist.
5. You don't like driving dented cars.
6. The guy that drives the red Ford Escort did not hit your car.
7. Neither did the well endowed blonde that drives the white Honda.
8. Yo Mama didn't raise no fool
9. Someone somewhere don't like you.
10. David Letterman says you should.