TOP 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Loan Your Car To Your Drunk, Unlicensed, Cousin - -
NUMBER 10: Before he gets into your car, he asks you, "Does this look infected?"
NUMBER 9: Do you have 3 hours to talk about insurance?
NUMBER 8: Being classified as a "stupid idiot" makes your auto insurance rates go sky high.
NUMBER 7: After you make your claim, they write to you saying, "Your insurance claim was very entertaining. Your friends at Allstate."
NUMBER 6: Constantly having to bail your cousin out of the drunk tank.
NUMBER 5: It's eleven o'clock at night, your cousin is out having fun, and you're stuck at home watching Roger Ebert play Twister.
NUMBER 4: FreeAdvice is the most entertaining website when drunks respond to you.
NUMBER 3: Every damn time your cousin is in an accident, he calls you to inflate the air bags.
NUMBER 2: When you hear a report on the radio about a highway accident, you murmur, "Please, god, don't let my car be involved - - again."
AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Reason Why You Shouldn't Loan Your Car To Your Drunk, Unlicensed, Cousin - -
You keep forgetting that he can't lift his arms from his sides because of that drunken super-glue accident back in '99.
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