A Christmas Party Dilemma

[BartSimpson]

What is the name of your state (only U.S. law)? California

Hello,

I am part of a group of men, let's call it a "Mens" collective, that is having a Christmas Party from Noon, Christmas Eve until Noon, Christmas Day. It's an open house for neighbors to stop by and say hello, for orphans to have somewhere to go, for our alumnus and veterans to visit.

Down the street is another group of folks, let's call it the "Free" collective, that we really want to invite to our Christmas Party from Noon, Christmas Eve until Noon, Christmas Day. While not specifically women, the "Free" collective does have a number of ladies who do like to party and we hope to see them visit because they are very nice folks.

Here's my problem. I want to hang some mistletoe, as is the tradition, but the mother of my child says that if I kiss a girl under the mistletoe I would violate the clause in our agreement for no overnight guests of a romantic nature.

It's just mistletoe! And I'll probably never get lucky enough to kiss any girl from the "Free" collective, but the ex is adamant - I can't hang mistletoe or I'll be in contempt.

Is she right?

 

[Zigner]

What is the name of your state (only U.S. law)? California

Hello,

I am part of a group of men, let's call it a "Mens" collective, that is having a Christmas Party from Noon, Christmas Eve until Noon, Christmas Day. It's an open house for neighbors to stop by and say hello, for orphans to have somewhere to go, for our alumnus and veterans to visit.

Down the street is another group of folks, let's call it the "Free" collective, that we really want to invite to our Christmas Party from Noon, Christmas Eve until Noon, Christmas Day. While not specifically women, the "Free" collective does have a number of ladies who do like to party and we hope to see them visit because they are very nice folks.

Here's my problem. I want to hang some mistletoe, as is the tradition, but the mother of my child says that if I kiss a girl under the mistletoe I would violate the clause in our agreement for no overnight guests of a romantic nature.

It's just mistletoe! And I'll probably never get lucky enough to kiss any girl from the "Free" collective, but the ex is adamant - I can't hang mistletoe or I'll be in contempt.

Is she right?

Is your ex going to be there? Not only is she wrong, but it's really none of her business WHAT goes on at your party.
Now, let me ask this: Where are your children going to be during this party?

 

[BartSimpson]

See, that's the thing. My daughter won't even be there.

She'll be spending the night at her boyfriend's house.

 

[Silverplum]

Merry Christmas, Bart, you naughty bachelor! xoxo

 

[Zigner]

See, that's the thing. My daughter won't even be there.

She'll be spending the night at her boyfriend's house.

I suspect you are misinterpreting your order. If your order actually says that you aren't allowed ANY romantic guests at ANY time, then it is unenforceable as written.

 

[stealth2]

Oh Bart. Are you really this bored?

p.s. If you have pets? Lose the mistletoe anyway - it's toxic.

 

[Ohiogal]

Oh Bart. Are you really this bored?

p.s. If you have pets? Lose the mistletoe anyway - it's toxic.

I agree but I will also add this: *smooches Bart on the cheek*
Have a Merry Christmas Bart.

 

[Zigner]

Merry Christmas, Bart, you naughty bachelor! xoxo

Right !

 

[BartSimpson]

We don't have a Zigner at the Men's collective, and we need one. See you at the party?

 

[Zigner]

We don't have a Zigner at the Men's collective, and we need one. See you at the party?

I don't think my wife would approve. Raise a glass in my honor...that will be enough

 

[BartSimpson]

Stop on by

We went with the organic, gluten free, mistletoe - being from California. Stop by and say hello.

All are welcome, but our chaperones will there to prevent propinquity and measure the length of the girls' skirts - you know the rules.

With our respect and regards, the Men's collective down the street.

 

[CTU]

We went with the organic, gluten free, mistletoe - being from California. Stop by and say hello.

All are welcome, but our chaperones will there to prevent propinquity and measure the length of the girls' skirts - you know the rules.

With our respect and regards, the Men's collective down the street.

I think I just fell in love with you a little bit lol

 

[Silverplum]

I think I just fell in love with you a little bit lol

(IKR!!)

Hold fast, dear C, for that is Bart's game: he uses multisyllabic words to lure the smart & pretty ladies to his yacht.

 

[stealth2]

(IKR!!)

Hold fast, dear C, for that is Bart's game: he uses multisyllabic words to lure the smart & pretty ladies to his yacht.

But remember, some of us carry a big stick... I wield a mean FH stick!