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Old 09-16-2002, 06:25 PM
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IAAL, from my inbox, to you


This came with some pictures of misspellings on road paint. SOTP and SHCOOL .

Spell Checker Poem

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

-Sauce unknown
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Old 09-16-2002, 06:36 PM
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Re: IAAL, from my inbox, to you


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Originally posted by fried eggs
This came with some pictures of misspellings on road paint. SOTP and SHCOOL .

Spell Checker Poem

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

-Sauce unknown

My response:

Thanks!

But, isn't it frightening to think that some people from Tennessee and Kentucky will look at the above, and say to themselves, "Uh, I dunno, I caint find nuttin' rong wit it. Wats so funnny?"

IAAL
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Old 09-16-2002, 07:57 PM
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My response:

Thanks!

But, isn't it frightening to think that some people from Tennessee and Kentucky will look at the above, and say to themselves, "Uh, I dunno, I caint find nuttin' rong wit it. Wats so funnny?"

IAAL

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Old 09-16-2002, 08:06 PM
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Oh, I have a cramp in my stomach and tears rolling down my cheeks, this was the best thing I have read in a long time!!! Thanks for the laugh!
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Old 09-16-2002, 08:23 PM
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LOL at IAAL


shore nuff!

However, I feel it is remiss on our parts to solely categorize certain states while leaving vast areas of the US unblanketed with criticism. We could even venture into Canada, eh?
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Old 09-17-2002, 08:30 AM
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omg....how hysterical.
Did it take anyone else an abnormally long time to read? I guess because the words were wrong...I felt like I was back in first grade.
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No Aricci, it's just you!
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Old 09-17-2002, 08:07 PM
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Oh, I have a cramp in my stomach and tears rolling down my cheeks
Ok, so I am no sex god, but it was not that bad!
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Old 09-17-2002, 10:06 PM
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Ok, so I am no sex god, but it was not that bad!
ummm...this is the first time I have ever been speechless...i plead the 5th...can i do that even if i have nothing to say?
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Nope, I'm afraid not. You see, you have the right not to incriminate yourself, but if you have nothing to say, how could that possibly be incriminating?
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Old 09-18-2002, 10:14 AM
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Nope, I'm afraid not. You see, you have the right not to incriminate yourself, but if you have nothing to say, how could that possibly be incriminating?
Okay you are correct and i have nothing to say. Jeez fried eggs I was wondering when you were going to jump back in here! Tell LB to settle down.
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Old 09-18-2002, 11:39 AM
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Why would I do that?

I like my men riled up!
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