Top Ten Ways to know...

you shouldn't be in this forum.

10. You're username is badtenant.

9. You're idea of the law is watching reruns of 'COPS' on Fox just after the Jerry Springer Show.

8. You always thought 'duces tecum' meant the guy who gets a pair of duces gets the iced tea.

7. You cut and paste answers from other forums and pass them off as your answer.

6. You write "I already have an attorney, but..."

5. You tell the person offering advice "You're wrong because my friend who knows an attorney told me...".

4. Your mother tells you to turn the light off and get in that bed.

3. Your idea of Statutes have pigeon dung all over them.

2. You have made the Hall of Shame and you think it's an honor.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO KNOW YOU SHOULDN"T BE ON THIS FORUM...

1. You live with a 40 year-old blond cutie who is already in bed while you're still on the damn computer!

[HomeGuru]

A for the post.

[Whyte Noise]

*raises hand*

OK, I'm guilty of #7. I admit it.

But... does it count when the advice you copied and pasted was the same advice you gave to the exact same poster on another forum?

*grasping at technicalities*

Technicality noted.

CASE CLOSED

hexeliebe,
Very good!!! Just hope IAAL dosen't get jealous, I thought the top ten list was his area of expertise!!

He won't.

He is Sensi to my grasshopper...