Gym contract

[siderail]

What is the name of your state? Ma

joined a gym ...2 year agreement....haven't used gym in 10 months...i want to get out of contract.....how do i do this ?

[You Are Guilty]

Originally Posted by siderail

What is the name of your state? Ma

joined a gym ...2 year agreement....haven't used gym in 10 months...i want to get out of contract.....how do i do this ?

Step 1. Proceed to gym.
Step 2. Enter free weight area.
Step 3. Place 3 45# weights at either end of barbell.
Step 4. Using the "clean and jerk", lift weighted barbell.
Step 5. Drop barbell on head.
Step 6. Forward death certificate to gym with your cancellation notice.

[averad]

Originally Posted by siderail

What is the name of your state? Ma

joined a gym ...2 year agreement....haven't used gym in 10 months...i want to get out of contract.....how do i do this ?

You wait 2 years

[Zigner]

Originally Posted by averad

You wait 2 years

Actually, would probably only wait a maximum of 14 months

[bsn1]

You could always decide to actually use the service you've been paying for, and will pay for, for the next 14 months. Happy lifting!

[siderail]

Thought i joined a legal advice forum .....i guess it is just another group with nothing better to do with their time...thanks for the advice....

[CALIF-LAWPRO33]

Originally Posted by siderail

Thought i joined a legal advice forum .....i guess it is just another group with nothing better to do with their time...thanks for the advice....

My response:

And, gee, I thought people in MA were relatively smart people. I guess we were both wrong.

Did you seriously believe that we, or any legal site for that matter, would counsel you to breach your valid contract? If you did, then you really are an idiot!

I hope you default, and they sue your stupid ass.

IAAL

[You Are Guilty]

[quote=siderail]Thought i joined a legal advice forum .....i guess it is just another group of jackassesYou got your legal advice in the first response. The way to "break" your contract is to die. Dead people can't be held to gym contracts. Otherwise, if a contract was so easy to "break", why the hell would they even exist in the first place?

(And on the bright side, if, after dropping the weights on your head you don't die, but merely end up with brain damage, no one will ever notice the difference!)