Are Segues supposed to be death traps?

What is the name of your state? Tx but incident happened 2 wks ago in kansas city

i was at the segue store in KC and they were demonstrating how they work. i still don't understand how you barely lean forward and the thing moves but it does. it's really easy to handle, until it's time to stop quickly. I was zipping around the store while the store guy was telling me what a benefit they were (pretty expensive benefit), when i dropped my big mac and coke i just bought. when i dropped it i tried to stop but there were no hand brakes so i just jumped off, slipping on my big mac and the coke spill and sliding into the glass wall jamming my arm and shoulder, dislocating it. i don't remember ever seeing nor hearing about anything like this. should these be recalled or should i consider a lawsuit. who knows what kind of medical bills and pain and suffering i'll experience until my shoulder and elbow are better

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Originally Posted by rusty shaklefor

What is the name of your state? Tx but incident happened 2 wks ago in kansas city

i was at the segue store in KC and they were demonstrating how they work. i still don't understand how you barely lean forward and the thing moves but it does. it's really easy to handle, until it's time to stop quickly. I was zipping around the store while the store guy was telling me what a benefit they were (pretty expensive benefit), when i dropped my big mac and coke i just bought. when i dropped it i tried to stop but there were no hand brakes so i just jumped off, slipping on my big mac and the coke spill and sliding into the glass wall jamming my arm and shoulder, dislocating it. i don't remember ever seeing nor hearing about anything like this. should these be recalled or should i consider a lawsuit. who knows what kind of medical bills and pain and suffering i'll experience until my shoulder and elbow are better

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Originally Posted by rusty shaklefor

What is the name of your state? Tx but incident happened 2 wks ago in kansas city

i was at the segue store in KC and they were demonstrating how they work.

That's the problem right there. You were obviously in the store that was selling cheap, patent-infringing knock-offs of the Segway Human Transporter.
Be on the lookout for other cheap knock-offs of popular name brand products such as Roleux watches and Chevroulette cars and trucks.

Originally Posted by rusty shaklefor

i dropped my big mac and coke i just bought. when i dropped it i tried to stop but there were no hand brakes so i just jumped off, slipping on my big mac and the coke spill

You may have a case against McDonalds for making the Big Mac so scrumptiously greasy that it would constitute a slip hazard.