Spidr Bite

Hey a friend of mine was bitten by a venomous spider in the toilets in a major supermarket
does he have a case for malpractice

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

[quote]Originally posted by voltron
[b]Hey a friend of mine was bitten by a venomous spider in the toilets in a major supermarket
does he have a case for malpractice


My response:

Malpractice? Why, what did the spider do wrong?

IAAL

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

My further response:

Make sure to watch your friend very carefully over the next few days. He might come down with a severe case of arachnophobia and might need psychiatric attention. Telltale signs are foaming at the mouth and barking.

IAAL

[ellencee]

Hey a friend of mine was bitten by a venomous spider in the toilets in a major supermarket
does he have a case for malpractice

Malpractice, no. He has the opportunity to turn the other cheek.

EC

[vrzirn]

I hope he shaves that cheek.

[HomeGuru]

And I hope this is the end.