TOP 10 Ways Martha Recommends To Clean Your Permanently Stained Teeth - -
NUMBER 10: Brush teeth with air conditioner drippings.
NUMBER 9: Instead of toothpaste, use aerosol cheese.
NUMBER 8: Take an old sock, stuff it with beard clippings, chew vigourously and presto!
NUMBER 7: While picking your teeth, you dislodge an angry construction worker.
NUMBER 6: Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush.
NUMBER 5: Your teeth look like you're a ten pack-a-day smoker.
NUMBER 4: Brush your teeth with plastic explosive, and you won't have to worry.
NUMBER 3: Pour Clorox in your morning bowl of cereal.
NUMBER 2: Not only are they terribly stained, your teeth keep floating out of your mouth and orbiting your head.
AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Way Martha Recommends To Clean Your Permanently Stained Teeth - -
Shoot some white caulking in your mouth.
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