Cheapest way to divorce?

[Haveyourway]

What is the name of your state?NY married in Ohio, we have 1 child together. How can we file for divorce asap and cheapest. We are broke really and I have 2 other children besides ours. We have nothing $ wise to split, and he also wants the divorce.

 

[JETX]

How can we file for divorce asap and cheapest. We are broke really and I have 2 other children besides ours. We have nothing $ wise to split, and he also wants the divorce.

Borrow gun from worthless brother-in-law. Buy 9mm bullet for $0.14. Note: Do NOT try to rent bullet, you will NOT get your deposit back!!

 

[BelizeBreeze]

Borrow gun from worthless brother-in-law. Buy 9mm bullet for $0.14. Note: Do NOT try to rent bullet, you will NOT get your deposit back!!

DAMN, my thoughts exactly. I guess I'm watching too much basketball.

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Borrow gun from worthless brother-in-law. Buy 9mm bullet for $0.14. Note: Do NOT try to rent bullet, you will NOT get your deposit back!!

My response:

I was thinking of writing something very similar to this, Jet. However, I thought the better of myself, thinking it might be too crass. Thank you for taking up the slack by saying what I had in mind!

By the way, I won my case. The jury came back with a 1.7+ Million verdict. I love that Elder Abuse statute! Attorney's Fees built right in!

IAAL

 

[rmet4nzkx]

By the way, I won my case. The jury came back with a 1.7+ Million verdict. I love that Elder Abuse statute! Attorney's Fees built right in!

IAAL

Congratulations!
When do we get our share?

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Congratulations!
When do we get our share?

My response:

Thank you!

You'll get your "share" as soon as you whip out those big boobs of yours.

IAAL

 

[JETX]

You'll get your "share" as soon as you whip out those big boobs of yours.

I guess I shouldn't hold out a lot of hope for 'my share', huh??

 

[rmet4nzkx]

My response:

Thank you!

You'll get your "share" as soon as you whip out those big boobs of yours.

IAAL

Is virtual OK? How's that?
(.) (.)

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

I guess I shouldn't hold out a lot of hope for 'my share', huh??

My response:

Hey, you guys need to remember that my firm only gets 40% of the total verdict, plus court-approved costs. But, at least it doesn't come out of the the 1.7 million; i.e., those fees and costs are added to the verdict!

So, unless you've somehow managed to be able to lactate, Jet, I don't see you getting a dime.

IAAL

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Is virtual OK? How's that?
(.) (.)

My response:

I was hoping for something a little larger - - like these:

( o )( o )


IAAL

 

[rmet4nzkx]

My response:

I was hoping for something a little larger - - like these:

( o )( o )


IAAL

I tried to find a bigger font
OK, is this better?
( o )( o )
All plumming in working order

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

My response:

It's plumbing, not "plumming"!

When are you going to download "As-U-Type"?

IAAL

 

[rmet4nzkx]

My response:

It's plumbing, not "plumming"!

When are you going to download "As-U-Type"?

IAAL

That was intentional
I can't, my hacker crashed my system when you made that suggesiton before. I don't want to chance downloading anything, even an update at this point, long story.