Quick Question For The Regulars!

Can one file for legal separation in Virginia with out filing for divorce?

Thanks in advance!

hm

Why I Didn't Show Up For Work

I had twelve bottles of whisky in my celler, and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each bottle down the sink or else. So I said I would, and proceeded with the unpleasant task.

I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the drain with the ecception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted tho cork from the second bottle and did likewise, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth sink and poured the bottle down the glass which I drank; pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it and threw tho rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out ot the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drank and drinked the pour. When I had every one emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, and glasses, and sinks with the other, which were 29, and as the house came by I counted them again and finally had all the houses in one bottle which I drank.

I was not under tho alcofluence of incohol, as some theople pink I was.

I was not as thunk as you might drink. I felt so feelish, I didn't know who was me, and the drunker I stood thero the longer I got.

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Originally posted by HumorMe!
Can one file for legal separation in Virginia with out filing for divorce?

My response:

There is no such thing as a "legal separation" document in Virginia. If you are separated, you are "legally separated" (since you cannot go to jail just for being separated). No court order or documentation is necessary to further legitimize the separation. However, if you and your spouse are sure a divorce is imminent and are still talking, it may be advisable to begin discussing entering into a separation agreement (a/k/a Property Settlement Agreement) to handle civilly the issues that otherwise would need to be resolved in court.

Good luck, and thanks for the chuckle !

IAAL

Excellent response time IAAL! You've made the final cut!

Twasn't for me, but that does not diminish my thankfulness! *SMOOCH*

hm

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Originally posted by HumorMe!
*SMOOCH*

My response:

Please, please, confirm that you are of the female type persuasion . . . and that it's you on page 56 of the March Playboy Magazine.

IAAL

But I thought suspense was a good thing? *wicked grin* I could just leave you wondering, couldn't I?

I'm afraid that I had to turn Playboy's offer down. :P They just couldn't stop reassuring me the pictures would be in good taste. I was holding out for something a little more naughty!

hm