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piranhafd

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What is the name of your state (only U.S. law)? Arkansas
If I tell my wife to go **** herself and Im in my own home. Is that against the law?
 


Proserpina

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What is the name of your state (only U.S. law)? Arkansas
If I tell my wife to go **** herself and Im in my own home. Is that against the law?


If we say "no", are you going to run from the computer and go and yell it to her?

Really? :confused:


What if we say "yes"?
 

meanyjack

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What is the name of your state (only U.S. law)? Arkansas
If I tell my wife to go **** herself and Im in my own home. Is that against the law?
Are you serious?

How old are you? 12? Maybe 13?
What if she responds "Actually, your best friend did that for me just yesterday"?
 
Please tell me this is an argument that you're having with your spouse right now and it has led you to post on the forum? This is the reason I signed up for this forum in the first place. Classic question.
 

Proserpina

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Please tell me this is an argument that you're having with your spouse right now and it has led you to post on the forum? This is the reason I signed up for this forum in the first place. Classic question.
"Yeah, well you're an a$$!"

"Oh really? Why don't you...wait..."

*runs over to computer*

"...what the heck are you doing, you idiot?"

"wait....I just gotta register on this site and ask a question hang on..."

"...and you wonder why I want to divorce your dumb a$$..."

"...hang on...dammit, internet went out. Hold on a sec.."

"....are you for real? Seriously? Oh I'm so Youtubing your lame butt.."

"wait...ok ...hang on...GOTCHA...internet back up..now I just gotta wait for that confirmation email...two secs...."

*mad typing*

"...I'm telling all of our friends about this. You know that, right?"

"...THERE! I just asked a LEGAL QUESTION! You're DOOMED!"

"...darling husband, we're not at ComiCon and you're not a Wizard...shut up."

"Well screw you, because I just asked LEGAL PEOPLE if I can say this to you and I'm going to say it so...Go **** yourself!"

"Honey I've been doing that since our wedding night. I'll call my attorney in the morning...seeya..."
 
Proserpina, spot on transcript, but you left out the part about connecting to the internet through the phone and getting a bunch of busy signals. Wait, do they even have running water in Arkansas?
 

Gracie3787

Senior Member
"Yeah, well you're an a$$!"

"Oh really? Why don't you...wait..."

*runs over to computer*

"...what the heck are you doing, you idiot?"

"wait....I just gotta register on this site and ask a question hang on..."

"...and you wonder why I want to divorce your dumb a$$..."

"...hang on...dammit, internet went out. Hold on a sec.."

"....are you for real? Seriously? Oh I'm so Youtubing your lame butt.."

"wait...ok ...hang on...GOTCHA...internet back up..now I just gotta wait for that confirmation email...two secs...."

*mad typing*

"...I'm telling all of our friends about this. You know that, right?"

"...THERE! I just asked a LEGAL QUESTION! You're DOOMED!"

"...darling husband, we're not at ComiCon and you're not a Wizard...shut up."

"Well screw you, because I just asked LEGAL PEOPLE if I can say this to you and I'm going to say it so...Go **** yourself!"

"Honey I've been doing that since our wedding night. I'll call my attorney in the morning...seeya..."
Oh crap, now I've got to clean up the tea off the screen.
I've got to stop taking a drink while reading.
 

CdwJava

Senior Member
"Yeah, well you're an a$$!"

"Oh really? Why don't you...wait..."

*runs over to computer*

"...what the heck are you doing, you idiot?"

"wait....I just gotta register on this site and ask a question hang on..."

"...and you wonder why I want to divorce your dumb a$$..."

"...hang on...dammit, internet went out. Hold on a sec.."

"....are you for real? Seriously? Oh I'm so Youtubing your lame butt.."

"wait...ok ...hang on...GOTCHA...internet back up..now I just gotta wait for that confirmation email...two secs...."

*mad typing*

"...I'm telling all of our friends about this. You know that, right?"

"...THERE! I just asked a LEGAL QUESTION! You're DOOMED!"

"...darling husband, we're not at ComiCon and you're not a Wizard...shut up."

"Well screw you, because I just asked LEGAL PEOPLE if I can say this to you and I'm going to say it so...Go **** yourself!"

"Honey I've been doing that since our wedding night. I'll call my attorney in the morning...seeya..."
Okay, now THIS made MY day!!! :)

A hot day in the sun at the range, neighbor girl (13) got "bothered" by big sis's ex-boyfriend, and my teenagers have decided that cleaning up their rooms are too tough when they are doing nothing all day!

Pro, you made my day!

Oh ... and, hey, I am GOING to Comic Con ... but I'm not a wizard. :) Five days in San Diego among the ... uh ... well, let's just say that I may be the only "normal" looking person there.
 

VJA

Junior Member
I feel like a big Comicon geek just typing this (yes, we go every year...sigh):
But, LMFAO!!

Pro, that is fabulous.
If there were a way to "Fan" people on this site, I would F you right now.
just awesome...
 

Proserpina

Senior Member
I feel like a big Comicon geek just typing this (yes, we go every year...sigh):
But, LMFAO!!

Pro, that is fabulous.
If there were a way to "Fan" people on this site, I would F you right now.
just awesome...





Wait..isn't that what our OP wanted to ask in the first place?! Bwahahaha!
 
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