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Old 11-02-2009, 04:49 PM
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And now suddenly I find myself a Member, apparently ending my tenure of "doing the Elvin" even as it was named after me!

Was this some sort of reward by the powers that be for my perspicacity and erudition or is it just because I've added the minimum amount of junior member blather to qualify?
I'm afraid, as a Junior Member, that I'd never be able to live up to the standards set by the original Elvin. What if my attempt at "doing the Elvin" weren't nearly as succint nor articulate? Would I be doomed to Jr. Member status forever? (Although my status is more accurately "Senior Lurker" as my time at this site is mostly spent soaking up the snarkage.)
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Old 11-02-2009, 05:26 PM
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I'm afraid, as a Junior Member, that I'd never be able to live up to the standards set by the original Elvin. What if my attempt at "doing the Elvin" weren't nearly as succint nor articulate? Would I be doomed to Jr. Member status forever? (Although my status is more accurately "Senior Lurker" as my time at this site is mostly spent soaking up the snarkage.)
Soaking up the snarkage...puttin' on the Ritz....

(tap shoes and canes at the ready!)
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Old 11-02-2009, 05:29 PM
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Soaking up the snarkage...puttin' on the Ritz....

(tap shoes and canes at the ready!)
don't forget to tip your hat, and fix your coat tails!!
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Old 11-02-2009, 05:29 PM
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The second one. You also get ten days of vacation (unpaid) and the 0/100 dental.
Is that because we have our own Dental Division* and are therefore experts at pulling teeth at no cost?

*currently staffed - albeit haphazardly - by Wirelessany1, Isabella and myself.
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Old 11-02-2009, 05:30 PM
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don't forget to tip your hat, and fix your coat tails!!
I am virtually unable to type....I sang that out loud and this is what I heard in response...

"...but my coat doesn't have a tail mama it's a GIRL's coat!!!!"

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Old 11-02-2009, 05:38 PM
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This is great Elvin. I think all Junior Members should be designated to decipher all extra longs postings. Since you are the member to bring this about we shall call this the "doing the Elvin"
If he keeps this up, he just may even get to be an Honorary Texan! New people have to bring the colebeer.
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Apparently others (those who have obviously received no further education than a diploma or more likely a G.E.D) quitting a sorority does not implicate you have quit college. ....I am receiving my masters in Communication in two weeks.

Private message from dolly a few days later: "when did communications have anything to do with grammar and puncutation."
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Old 11-02-2009, 05:50 PM
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If he keeps this up, he just may even get to be an Honorary Texan! New people have to bring the colebeer.
Aw can't I be an Honorary Texan too?

I'll even promise (much as it pains me....) to spell "Honor" without the "u"...

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