Test

[TheGeekess]

What is the name of your state? Cyberspace

Just trying to get rid of a disgusting porn spam title in the main forum.

[seniorjudge]

A man was fixing to jump off of a bridge.

A concerned fellow stopped and said, "Wait! Think of your kids! Don't jump!"

The would-be suicide said, "I don't have kids."

The concerned fellow said, "Think of your wife! Don't jump!"

The would-be suicide said, "I don't have a wife."

The concerned fellow said, "Think of your parents! Don't jump!"

The would-be suicide said, "Both my parents are dead."

The concerned fellow, now running out of options, said, "Think of Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee! Don't jump!"

The would-be suicide said, "Who are they?"

"Jump, dammit, and be quick about it!"

[SHORTY LONG]

Outstanding your Honor.

[seniorjudge]

Originally Posted by SHORTY LONG

Outstanding your Honor.

A little Dixie humour....

[TheGeekess]

I'll have to tell that one to my Dad.

[justalayman]

damn, another test. Shorty just gave us a test the other day. You guys are worse than my college profs. Test here, test there.

can you at least give us a general overview of the material being tested on. I am getting pretty old and have way to many subjects floating around in my head to be primed and ready for a test on any specific topic.

[seniorjudge]

Originally Posted by justalayman

damn, another test. Shorty just gave us a test the other day. You guys are worse than my college profs. Test here, test there.

can you at least give us a general overview of the material being tested on. I am getting pretty old and have way to many subjects floating around in my head to be primed and ready for a test on any specific topic.

Here are my answers:

Yes
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
No

Hope this helps.