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TheGeekess

Keeper of the Kraken
What is the name of your state? Cyberspace

Just trying to get rid of a disgusting porn spam title in the main forum. :eek:
 


seniorjudge

Senior Member
A man was fixing to jump off of a bridge.

A concerned fellow stopped and said, "Wait! Think of your kids! Don't jump!"

The would-be suicide said, "I don't have kids."

The concerned fellow said, "Think of your wife! Don't jump!"

The would-be suicide said, "I don't have a wife."

The concerned fellow said, "Think of your parents! Don't jump!"

The would-be suicide said, "Both my parents are dead."

The concerned fellow, now running out of options, said, "Think of Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee! Don't jump!"

The would-be suicide said, "Who are they?"

"Jump, dammit, and be quick about it!"
 

justalayman

Senior Member
damn, another test. Shorty just gave us a test the other day. You guys are worse than my college profs. Test here, test there.

can you at least give us a general overview of the material being tested on. I am getting pretty old and have way to many subjects floating around in my head to be primed and ready for a test on any specific topic.
 

seniorjudge

Senior Member
damn, another test. Shorty just gave us a test the other day. You guys are worse than my college profs. Test here, test there.

can you at least give us a general overview of the material being tested on. I am getting pretty old and have way to many subjects floating around in my head to be primed and ready for a test on any specific topic.
Here are my answers:

Yes
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
No

Hope this helps.
 

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