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LadyBlu
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Subject: Fw: Super Granny
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four
males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags
and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice,
"I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car you scum bags!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got out and ran
like mad, where upon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her
shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She
tried and tried and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found
her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags
into her car and drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter
and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males
were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white,
less than 5' tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
Ah, senior moments!
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four
males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags
and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice,
"I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car you scum bags!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got out and ran
like mad, where upon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her
shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She
tried and tried and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found
her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags
into her car and drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter
and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males
were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white,
less than 5' tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
Ah, senior moments!