TO: MYSONSMOM

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Wouldn't you know it . . . as soon as I read your questions, my computer took a dump, along with my Internet connection. So, I spent half the day fixing things. Oh well, better late than never . . .

Okay, now let me set the mood. After a terrific date with you, it's about 11:30 p.m., and on the way back to your place, we take a little diversion on Mulholland Drive, to a little hideaway spot overlooking the lights of the San Fernando Valley. The soft summer breeze is wafting by as we park, turn the lights off (in my wheel wells) and in the background, Paul Anka is singing softly on the radio ("Put your head on my . . . shoul. . . der, whisper in my ear . . . baby . . .")

You scootch on over next to me, like we're one, and you turn to me, and I look into your beautiful eyes. Ah yes, the moment is upon us, the stars are glimmering, it's a warm evening, and everything is perfect for a romantic interlude. We get closer, and closer, so close in fact, that our hearts are beating as one, I wipe that piece of hamburger meat hanging off your top lip, when you say in that sultry voice I've come to love, a voice that could melt any man's heart:

1. Can you take an insurance policy out on someone without them knowing about it?

No, both parties must sign the insurance application and take health examinations before a policy can be issued.

And then you ask, breathlessly . . .

2. How would you word in say a divorce/custody decree that if the custodial parent wants to move out of state or whatever that no permission is needed, just notice.

As long as the parties agree, and the court is willing to order that it will always retain jurisdiction over the children no matter where the CS lives, then it can be agreed that no further permission must be obtained for a move to any State, or subsequent State; as long as the parties agree, and the court allows, to retain jurisdiction so that in the event of a problem, everyone shows up again in the originating court in the originating State. There are no specific words or phrases to make such an agreement because everyone's situation is different; so, such an agreement must be fashioned for the particular situation.

And then, after that bit of romance, you say, "Thanks IAAL, I needed that", and I take you home, and at your doorstep, I give you a big . . .


Book of Statutes to study, with instructions that there will be a test on Friday. You swoon at my machismo and debonaire ways, hoping to be asked for another date.

Part II - - the Second Date.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I AM ALWAYS LIABLE:
[b]Wouldn't you know it . . . as soon as I read your questions, my computer took a dump, along with my Internet connection. So, I spent half the day fixing things[/b]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That was me.. I got jealous.. don't mess with a top notch computer dude when you are taking his woman

[LegalBeagle]

Your a scream IAAL.. I bet you do great party tricks too

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LegalBeagle:
[b]Your a scream IAAL.. I bet you do great party tricks too

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My response:

Yeah, I can spit quarters into a glass from 10 feet away.

IAAL

[HomeGuru]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I AM ALWAYS LIABLE:
[b] My response:

Yeah, I can spit quarters into a glass from 10 feet away.

IAAL

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IAAL, that was just great. No, not the spitting quarters, the romantic novel. Eh, you giving the HomeGuru competition or what.

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HomeGuru:
[b] IAAL, that was just great. No, not the spitting quarters, the romantic novel. Eh, you giving the HomeGuru competition or what. [/b]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

My response:

HomeGuru, despite the fact that I thoroughly enjoy reading you, let's face facts: There is no competition. Always Searching and MySonsMom are my dates - - on alternating weeks, of course. As long as there's a God in heaven, I will always be true to these superfine young ladies. No one can "get down" and cruise the Boulevard on Wednesdays nights with such beauty and grace, like IAAL can. I am the definition of "cool". Others have tried, but they always come back to the King of Cruising. Looooooking good, dude!!

IAAL



[This message has been edited by I AM ALWAYS LIABLE (edited August 22, 2000).]

[HomeGuru]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I AM ALWAYS LIABLE:
[b] My response:

HomeGuru, despite the fact that I thoroughly enjoy reading you, let's face facts: There is no competition. Always Searching and MySonsMom are my dates - - on alternating weeks, of course. As long as there's a God in heaven, I will always be true to these superfine young ladies. No one can "get down" and cruise the Boulevard on Wednesdays nights with such beauty and grace, like IAAL can. I am the definition of "cool". Others have tried, but they always come back to the King of Cruising. Looooooking good, dude!!

IAAL

[This message has been edited by I AM ALWAYS LIABLE (edited August 22, 2000).][/b]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Your Kingship, [head bowing while taking a step back] I have no further objection and I will not cross.

Party On Dude.

Your faithful subject,
Sir CoolGuru

[MySonsMom]

I for one am breathless..Please be patient while the butterflies in my stomach subside..Ah, as I close my front door from my miraculous evening with IAAL I slum to my knees in awe..over such intense feelings of what a great guy just took me out on a great date and delivered such miraculous knowledge into my mind...And the only thing I can think of is, when he will show up at my door again. Then legalbeagle calls me, and I am mixed between the knowledge and romance of 2 terrific gentleman. Am I a lucky woman or what?

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~MySonsMom~

[LegalBeagle]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MySonsMom:
[b]I for one am breathless..[/b]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I am not surprised, once he puckered up those old crinkly lips you must have ran about 2 miles

LegalBegal, you can have Mysonsmom, I am going to keep IAAL. I am his faithful follower and would have a hamburger and coke with him any day. I admit it, I am a IAAL groopie and swoon at his wonderful words and poetry. Without the imagination, what would we have? I like wrinkled lips anyway...and the heart and mind. We may be older but certainly not dead. Rock on younger dudes and dudettes. You both can sit in the back seat.

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Always searching:
[b]LegalBegal, you can have Mysonsmom, I am going to keep IAAL. I am his faithful follower and would have a hamburger and coke with him any day. I admit it, I am a IAAL groopie and swoon at his wonderful words and poetry. Without the imagination, what would we have? I like wrinkled lips anyway...and the heart and mind. We may be older but certainly not dead. Rock on younger dudes and dudettes. You both can sit in the back seat. [/b]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

My dear Always Searching:

You are wonderful. If we got married, would your name be "I am always always searching for liability"?

That young whippersnapper, LegalBeagle, THINKS I have "crinkly lips" but he hasn't seen me since my last silicone injections. Not a wrinkle anywhere to be found!!

Now that I've dropped off MySonsMom for the evening, want to go on a "magical mystery tour"? We'll head over Laurel Canyon, take in the sites from atop that mountain road, overlooking Hollywood (the "Hollywood Sign" lit up on the Hollywood Hills is beautiful at night), and then go down the mountain for a latenight supper in Beverly Hills - - we'll have the most expensive Cokes and Hamburgers on the West Coast!!

"Be Bop a Loola, she's my Baby, Be Bop a Loola, I don't mean crazy . . ."

IAAL

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By reading the “Response” to your question or comment, you agree that: The opinions expressed herein by "I AM ALWAYS LIABLE" are designed to provide educational information only and are not intended to, nor do they, offer legal advice. Opinions expressed to you in this site are not intended to, nor does it, create an attorney-client relationship, nor does it constitute legal advice to any person reviewing such information. No electronic communication with "I AM ALWAYS LIABLE," on its own, will generate an attorney-client relationship, nor will it be considered an attorney-client privileged communication. You further agree that you will obtain your own attorney's advice and counsel for your questions responded to herein by "I AM ALWAYS LIABLE."

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>LegalBegal, you can have Mysonsmom, I am going to keep IAAL. I am his faithful follower and would have a hamburger and coke with him any day. I admit it, I am a IAAL groopie and swoon at his wonderful words and poetry. Without the imagination, what would we have? I like wrinkled lips anyway...and the heart and mind. We may be older but certainly not dead. Rock on younger dudes and dudettes. You both can sit in the back seat. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Unfortunately for LegalBeagle, I think he might want to check with his wife before he "HAS" either of you! :P

I love romance, IAAL! I think I'll start a pool on how long it takes ya'll to get to home on your "dates"!

Tig

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tigres:
[b] Unfortunately for LegalBeagle, I think he might want to check with his wife before he "HAS" either of you! :P

I love romance, IAAL! I think I'll start a pool on how long it takes ya'll to get to home on your "dates"!

Tig

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My response:

Ah, yes. Romance. I love it. There's nothing in this world like it. Like going for a walk down the street, hand-in-hand, and still feeling like you're kids. Those are good times - - except, it's even better when having a Coke with two straws in the glass, and a Bob's Big Boy hamburger. Nothin' like that in the whole world.

I'm just an old softy for a pretty woman and good music (it's gotta be slow music, so we can hug real close).

I'll let you in on a secret . . . Always and I won't be home until 8:00 a.m. this morning. We've got some fun tonight!!

IAAL



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[LegalBeagle]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tigres:
[b] Unfortunately for LegalBeagle, I think he might want to check with his wife before he "HAS" either of you! :P
[/b]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

There are so many ways I can take that word 'Unfortunately' ... but of course dear, there is always room in the back for you