No offense to anyone that fits these descriptions..lol

This was sent to my email today by a friend and i wanted to share it with you guys...When i get part 2 i will post it as well.


Rednecks are Rednecks, no matter where they live, part 1

Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left
his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it
until she's fourteen..
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How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink"
and the person at the front desk says, "go ahead."
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How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck..
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in
Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the
high schools..
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?
A documentary..
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How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?
One, but he needs a buddy to watch for traffic.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Oklahoma. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been
called a teethbrush..
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Arkansas State Trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to
the driver, "Got any ID?"

The driver says "Bout what?"
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I could find offense tildawn with all of these...
*S* ahh the redneck mentality... dont ya just love it?

...Huh?

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I *don't* have an attitude, even if my writing makes me look like I do

heheheeeeeeeeeee

i think i have run into some of these creatures, just didn't know what they were called.

thanks for the education...

heheheeee

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stenny00:
[b]heheheeeeeeeeeee

i think i have run into some of these creatures, just didn't know what they were called.

thanks for the education...

heheheeee[/b]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You are more than welcome for the lesson today. There will be another one sometime in the future..lol