WHAT STATE ARE YOU IN????
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FULL HOUSE CALL
The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.
"We need a fourth for poker," said the friend.
"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?"
"Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, there are three doctors there already!"
HOW TO TELL A JOKE
"There was this Irish fellow and ..."
"Wait a minute. Why does it always have to be a Irish fellow?"
"O.K..There was this Chinese fellow and he was at the O’Reilly wake ..."
WHAT A REPORT CARD!
After the close of term, Jake went home for the holidays. On getting home, his dad said "Let me see your report card. You better have passed this time around."
"Sorry dad", replied Jake. "It's not with me, I lent it out to a friend"
"What does your friend want it for?" asked his dad,
"To scare his parents senseless!"