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05-31-2007, 10:46 AM
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| | | I have reformed and want my life script to be deprogramed i have reformed and i want my life script to be deprogramed by the supreme court. Does anyone know the order or directions that i would apply for if i applied for this. 7 upWhat is the name of your state? united kingdom yorkshire
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05-31-2007, 11:47 AM
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05-31-2007, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by bradleyjames i have reformed and i want my life script to be deprogramed by the supreme court. Does anyone know the order or directions that i would apply for if i applied for this. 7 upWhat is the name of your state? united kingdom yorkshire | US Law only here, bradley. Can't help you with your UK q.
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05-31-2007, 11:53 AM
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In fact, you are so astonishingly correct in this matter, it will not surprise us one bit if you are offered a generous settlement, because, by golly, that’s just how it should be.
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05-31-2007, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by bradleyjames i have reformed and i want my life script to be deprogramed by the supreme court. Does anyone know the order or directions that i would apply for if i applied for this. 7 upWhat is the name of your state? united kingdom yorkshire | Nut case alert.
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05-31-2007, 12:10 PM
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| | I want my life script to be reprogrammed  ... I want to be taller, thinner, and not sunburn so easily. Oh yeah, no allergies and asthma too. Where do I sign up for this? | 
05-31-2007, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by MyHouse I want my life script to be reprogrammed  ... I want to be taller, thinner, and not sunburn so easily. Oh yeah, no allergies and asthma too. Where do I sign up for this? | I think it can be done in the UK!
Maybe bradley knows more than he wrote...
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05-31-2007, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by MyHouse I want my life script to be reprogrammed  ... I want to be taller, thinner, and not sunburn so easily. Oh yeah, no allergies and asthma too. Where do I sign up for this? | Send me lots of money.
I will give you a court order.
P.S. Small unmarked bills only.
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05-31-2007, 01:34 PM
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| | OK, but only if you throw in making me younger too! Will we be going to the UK? We could make it a group trip and save on costs!  | 
05-31-2007, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by MyHouse OK, but only if you throw in making me younger too! Will we be going to the UK? We could make it a group trip and save on costs!  | I'm in. Maybe I can re-write my X's part to be someone less psychotic.. and hot!  | 
05-31-2007, 02:01 PM
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| | | Good idea osmosis, but is it legal to reprogram another person? Maybe if you can prove them mentally incompetent? | 
05-31-2007, 02:11 PM
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| | | Legal, schmegal. She's nuts! ROFL | 
05-31-2007, 02:43 PM
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| | I guess we are all headed to some cult in the UK, AY?
I need a much needed break, so many things to program and deprogram.
Flight leaves out of San Fran tommorrow at noon, back packs only, as they will loose our luggage. OH! No lighters on board, but we will have a stale sandwitch, a old movie, and a flight attendent that will only come if the upper compartment get's stuck.
I'll buy the beers, they are only a dollar,(Warm of course).
Who has the sleeping pills and the pillows?
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It is our unanimous opinion that you are damn right and it should be obvious to any moron that your (ex) (SO’s ex) (boss) (landlord) (local police) should be immediately (jailed) (fired) (reprimanded) (arrested) (demoted) (shot) (evicted).
In fact, you are so astonishingly correct in this matter, it will not surprise us one bit if you are offered a generous settlement, because, by golly, that’s just how it should be.
You Rock,
Love,
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05-31-2007, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Shay-Pari'e I guess we are all headed to some cult in the UK, AY?
I need a much needed break, so many things to program and deprogram.
Flight leaves out of San Fran tommorrow at noon, back packs only, as they will loose our luggage. OH! No lighters on board, but we will have a stale sandwitch, a old movie, and a flight attendent that will only come if the upper compartment get's stuck.
I'll buy the beers, they are only a dollar,(Warm of course).
Who has the sleeping pills and the pillows? | I do! I do!  | 
05-31-2007, 02:56 PM
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| | For me, Beer = Sleeping Pills. Benadryl also works. I forgot that airlines don't provide pillows anymore. Everybody bring their own pillow, and pack snacks in their backpacks! Wear slip-on shoes. Pack light, but bring a notebook and pen so you can write down all the deprogramming and reprogramming wishes. I'm bringing my sock monkey too.  | |
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