Home     Law Advice     Insurance Advice     Community    
Go Back   FreeAdvice Legal Forum > FAMILY LAW > Marriage, Domestic Partnerships and Other Family Law Matters

Powered by Attorney Pages


  Find An Attorney In Your Area    
 

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old 02-15-2004, 11:09 PM
monnickasmommy
Guest
 
Posts: n/a

Iaal


What is the name of your state? Az

Can you please tell my husband the 10 reasons why you do not play xbox until 6:00 in the morning !
I love your jokes
  #2  
Old 02-15-2004, 11:57 PM
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Los Angeles, California
Posts: 38,191
TOP 10 Reasons Why You Don't Play X-Box Games Until 6:00 A.M. - -

NUMBER 10: You finally grew up.

NUMBER 9: Takes away your time from writing on FreeAdvice.

NUMBER 8: At around 4:00 a.m., you gaze deep into the game character's eyes and whisper, "Hold me."

NUMBER 7: You repeatedly pronounce "honky-tonk" as "donkey kong".

NUMBER 6: Wife is tired of hearing you say the word "fu*k!" when she ain't getting' any.

NUMBER 5: A 3-dimensional "IAAL" is the main character! Yikes!

NUMBER 4: Your bladder exploded.

NUMBER 3: You discovered computer sex doesn't require both hands like the X-Box.

NUMBER 2: You've been playing X-Box for so long, you missed your wife's entire pregnancy.

AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Reason Why You Don't Play X-Box Games Until 6:00 A.M. - -

The characters spend entire first 3 levels trying to find out if the Hero is "gay".

IAAL
  #3  
Old 02-16-2004, 01:10 PM
monnickasmommy
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
your too much - his words "interesting" Thank you
Reply



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On
Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:44 PM.



IMPORTANT NOTICE
THE VIEWS EXPRESSED ON THIS PAGE WERE NOT REVIEWED BY THE EDITORIAL STAFF OR ATTORNEYS AT FREEADVICE.COM. Thousands of professionally prepared and reviewed questions and answers in 130 legal categories are to be found at the Question and Answer pages at FreeAdvice.com.

F
reeAdvice Forums are intended to enable consumers to benefit from the experience of other consumers who have faced similar legal issues. FreeAdvice does NOT vouch for or warrant the accuracy, completeness or usefulness of any posting or the qualifications of any person responding. Use of the Forums is subject to our Terms and Conditions which prohibit advertisements, solicitations or other commercial messages, or false, defamatory, abusive, vulgar, or harassing messages, and subject violators to a fee for each improper posting. All postings reflect the views of the author but become the property of FreeAdvice. Information on FreeAdvice or a Forum should not be relied upon and is not a substitute for advice from an attorney licensed in your jurisdiction who you have retained to represent you. To locate an attorney visit AttorneyPages.com. Copyright since 1995 by Advice Company. All Rights Reserved.