IAAL - The decision is in:

[LegalBeagle]

IAAL, it has been decided that due to the lack of postings made by you to the family boards over the last few days.. that you be relegated to coffee boy..

Two sugars in mine please pal !

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

My response:

Yes, Masta.

I's been a good boy down yonda, Masta. I's so tired from da reeesponses I dun make whiles yoos was gon da udder day.

I's been soooo lonly wid out yooos.

Coffee comin' up, Masta !

IAAL

[LegalBeagle]

Yes I admit, I was gone a while..
But now I'm back
to show you I can really shake 'em down..

and yes, I can do the funky funky chicken once I have had a coffee..

My name Moteasa and my buddie's name is monback. So when yo com in an orda more tea sir you will have to come on back.

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

My response:

Well . . .

Look who decided to show up here again !

It's that gorgeous, bobby soxer, poodle dress wearing, AlwaysSearching !

How ya doing, baaaaaby ?

IAAL

[HomeGuru]

I'll take mine straight up, shaken not stirred a side order of blueberry scone with the Wall Street Journal.
And one of those thick fancy napkins with the frilly lace.