Attention all criminals and malcontents!!!

[racer72]

In an effort to save taxpayers money, anyone that commits a crime and has not been arrested must arrest themselves. Come on, you know who you are. You wouldn't be at this forum if you didn't screw up. This of course applies to misdemeanor crimes only. Any crime that could result in jail time must be reported to your local law enforcement agency. Copy and paste the below URL and arrest yourself now.


http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm

 

[HomeGuru]

racer, would this be then considered a personal citizen's arrest?
Where is the national website www.doittoyourself/org?

 

[sdstrooper]

Funny stuff.

Read the following statement aloud:
"I am under arrest. I have a right to remain silent. Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law. I have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him/her present with me while I question myself. If I cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent me, if I wish one, before I question myself. If I decide to make a statement, I may stop at any time."

 

[hexeliebe]

Only one problem with that SuperTrooper.

If they exercise the right to remain silent how can they read themselves their rights?

As far as that goes, most of the criminals we get here can't read anyway.....

Nevermind...

 

[HomeGuru]

Only one problem with that SuperTrooper.

If they exercise the right to remain silent how can they read themselves their rights?

**A: silently.
*********

As far as that goes, most of the criminals we get here can't read anyway.....

Nevermind...

**A: how would a mime then comply?

 

[hexeliebe]

They would "Talk to the hand"

 

[HomeGuru]

Ok, good.

 

[sdstrooper]

Also from the website:
Rule No. 9 - If you do attempt an escape, use all reasonable force to stop yourself.

This could be entertaing to watch.

 

[sdstrooper]

err, entertaining.

 

[HomeGuru]

Under this concept, would masterbation then be acceptable behavior?

 

[hexeliebe]

Only if you've dropped your nightstick while chasing yourself.

 

[phdwillie]

Self Arrest

Hey Racer. The "Self-Arrest" Book-in sheet is a HOOT! Thanks for sharing!