District Attorney's Office

[IrIsh*CoLL]

What is the name of your state? MA


does anyone know how to become an Assitant District Attorney?

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

What is the name of your state? MA


does anyone know how to become an Assitant District Attorney?

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My response:

Yes.

IAAL

 

[JETX]

I do also.

 

[HomeGuru]

What is the name of your state? MA


does anyone know how to become an Assitant District Attorney?

**A: what is an Assitant DA? And would you call him/her an ass for short?

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

My response:

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The answer is hidden in the swirlies! It's something like, "Where's Waldo".

IAAL

 

[HomeGuru]

Wow IAAL, that was way cool.

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Hey Homie and JetX - -

How do you become an astronaut? Is it anything like becoming a "space cadet"?

IAAL

 

[HomeGuru]

Hey Homie and JetX - -

How do you become an astronaut? Is it anything like becoming a "space cadet"?

IAAL

**A: you have to first have experience as an illegal alien.

 

[JETX]

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What has changed in the above 'squiggies'??

 

[HomeGuru]

**A: this:

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[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

TOP 10 Ways To Become An Assistant District Attorney - -

NUMBER 10: "At the time of the murder I was . . . Hey, enough about me. How long have you been a district attorney?"

NUMBER 9: I really don't want to be a District Attorney. I just wanted to have a good story to tell at our next "Our Gang" reunion.

NUMBER 8: In the courthouse hallway where the jurors are waiting, just start mumbling, "You're allowing yourself to be swayed by a mountain of overwhelming evidence?"

NUMBER 7: Read my book, "How to satisfy a woman district attorney every time".

NUMBER 6: So, you're a 14-year-old who once saw "Law and Order"?

NUMBER 5: With an authoritative look, you wander through courtrooms randomly dismissing jurors.

NUMBER 4: I learned how to be a District Attorney by going to strip clubs and getting lapdanced until she "reached a verdict," if you know what I mean.

NUMBER 3: Just a quick side note, but did you realize that Carnival Cruise crews were actually carnival workers?

NUMBER 2: You stare outside of your attorney's window mumbling, "He's out there. I can feel it."

AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Way To Become An Assistant District Attorney - -

You pass out your business cards to potential defendant clients and say, "Feelin' lucky? Well, are ya, punk?"


IAAL

 

[JETX]

**A: this:

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Damn, you ARE good!!

 

[HomeGuru]

That's right, and look at the time of my response relative to the time you posted.
Now where's my prize?