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suoiruc

Guest
CA - If a husband secretly video tapes he and his wife having sex, has he committed any crimes?
 


I AM ALWAYS LIABLE

Senior Member
Re: Re: Husband Videos Wife

HomeGuru said:
**A: yes, if his wife is fat and ugly.

My response:

Now, this would be a whole different story if the video was being made for the Discovery Channel - - "The Life of Sperm Whales - An Erotic Interlude"

IAAL
 

mykoleary

Member
Re: Re: Husband Videos Wife

HomeGuru said:
**A: yes, if his wife is fat and ugly.
HG, that is by far the best response I have seen by anyone here in response to anything.

Definitley a hall of fame post...

:)
 

JETX

Senior Member
Actually, I think the CORRECT answer depends on several factors:

- As noted by HG, if the wife is fat and ugly, illegal.

- If the 'wife' is a domestic pet or farm animal, illegal.

- If the 'wife' is under 15 years old, illegal.

- If the 'wife' is green, has gills, and owns a spaceship, call the National Enquirer.

- If the 'wife' has 'cajones', call the mayor of San Francisco.

- If the 'wife' has a gun permit, call her 'sweetheart'.

- If the 'wife' has a blue dress with spots, call Bill Clinton.

- If the 'wife' looks like Pamela Anderson or Paris Hilton, go ahead and video, then call Playboy.

- If the 'wife' is male and under 14 years old, call Michael Jackson.

- If the 'wife' plays the banjo and yells, Sooyeee pig, call 'hexy'.

- If the 'wife' is named Cali-Bay, call a tow truck.
 

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