Sell your 'secret' to Michael Jackson. He is obviously willing to pay BIG bucks to figure out how someone can change from black to white!!!
Then, you can take the money that you collect from him and hire an attorney to resolve what I assume is a case of mistaken identity.
And, you might be able to buy a few more vowels and consonents so that you can let us know enough SPECIFICS to try to help.
"Captain, all shields are at full power. Photon torpedo tubes are loaded and on standby. Full warp power available at your command."
"Good Scotty, now give me all the thrust you can."
"All stations, go to Red Alert!"
"Whoop, Whoop, Whoop!"