Neighbors Barking Dog

[Cutshall]

I have a big problem! Our neighbors freaking dog (I think its a dam Rockwaller) barks all day and all night long. It keeps us up all night sometimes. My trailers bedroom is only about 5 feet fromm where the thing is tied to a tree. Theres no talkin to him about it as we've had it out a few times and he's a big ole wife-beatin redneck. The law wont do nothing neither. Now the first thing I wanted to do was just put a few 9mm slugs in it-but thatd be too obvious. But I am really thinkin about something less obvious like settin out a bowl of gravy and antifreeze or an arsenic hotdog thatd take care of it all quiet like. Any suggestions?

sleepless in TN

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

I have a big problem! Our neighbors freaking dog (I think its a dam Rockwaller) barks all day and all night long. It keeps us up all night sometimes. My trailers bedroom is only about 5 feet fromm where the thing is tied to a tree. Theres no talkin to him about it as we've had it out a few times and he's a big ole wife-beatin redneck. The law wont do nothing neither. Now the first thing I wanted to do was just put a few 9mm slugs in it-but thatd be too obvious. But I am really thinkin about something less obvious like settin out a bowl of gravy and antifreeze or an arsenic hotdog thatd take care of it all quiet like. Any suggestions?

sleepless in TN

My response:

So, you've tried the legal methods, and you've now come here for justification of your illegal methods?

The only thing I can think of is for you to back your truck up to the trailer hitch of your trailer, and move.

IAAL

 

[CMSC]

What is up with arsenic hotdogs??? Are you and the poster MyNeighborSuck related? If not maybe you could pay him to lace the hotdog! See this post if interested: https://forum.freeadvice.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=100862

 

[RedneckRoy]

Re: Re: Neighbors Barking Dog

My response:

So, you've tried the legal methods, and you've now come here for justification of your illegal methods?

The only thing I can think of is for you to back your truck up to the trailer hitch of your trailer, and move.

IAAL

That's the good thing about living in a trailer. If ya ain't liking your neighbor it takes nothing but 15 minutes to hitch up and move it down the street.

 

[talianna]

Try This...

Instead of killing the dog, making a huge problem with your neighbor, or getting yourself tossed in jail for animal cruelty, try this...

Go to the nearest Wal-mart or whatever you have close-by that's similar, and pick up one of those dog trainer things from the pet department. They use sound to teach the dog not to bark. Your neighbor would never need to know why his dog stopped barking, so there'd be peace for everyone involved.

Or if the dog's tied up in inhumane conditions, play the part of a concerned neighbor, instead of being the complaining neighbor, and report him to the humane society. After all, if a rottie's tied up in a confined area, it's not good for him. Maybe they can do something about the situation?

Just don't take it out on the poor dog when it's not as if he/she chose to be tied up that close to you. The barking is probably dog-ese for "Untie me, please????"

 

[ninalou]

Contact your local SPCA/humane society and report abuse - then follow up with a letter. They are required by law to research potentially abusive situations. FYI - Dogs don't bark all day & night for no reason. Something is obviously wrong.

Don't poison the dog. He didn't choose to be in that situation - he was placed in it.

Good luck!