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Saddam's in trouble!

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What is the name of your country? Dateline: Iraq



TOP 10 Reasons Why Saddam Is In Trouble - -

NUMBER 10: With recent defections, Iraqi Army now just three guys and a Super-Soaker.

NUMBER 9: Being classified as a "madman" makes his auto insurance rates go sky high.

NUMBER 8: Sex with his wife is always, "Wham, bam, thank you Saddam."

NUMBER 7: His mom calls him "Saddamy" in front of his friends.

NUMBER 6: He just remembered that he stored his 4th of July fireworks too close to his hidden cache of chemical weapons.

NUMBER 5: When barbecuing, he wears a hilarious apron that reads: "Kiss the chef or you will be put to death."

NUMBER 4: He enjoys the cooling breeze from his soldiers waving their flags of surrender.

NUMBER 3: He mixes one part iced tea with one part lemonade, pours into large punch bowl, and uses it to drown his enemies.

NUMBER 2: "Al Jazeera Television" broadcasts his favorite gameshow, "Wheel of Torture".

AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Reason Why Saddam Is In Trouble - -

Saddam's home address: 145 Murray Street, Baghdad, Iraq; Iraqi newspaper headline: "101st Airborne Deployed To 145 Murray Street".


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hmmbrdzz

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I read these yesterday afternoon and absolutely loved them, so much in fact, I wrote one sentence in response that said "I love you", but then I thought "no.... I better not embarrass IAAL"!!

(yeah right -- like IAAL would be embarrassed ! ! ! ) :D

But I've got to say this morning -- they ARE absolutely grrrrrrreat.

HummmVeeee
 
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lastexit

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I laughed the hardest at #10. Great list and God Bless America.
 
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hmmbrdzz

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Souix said:
I don't get #3
This is what I picture with respect to #3: I picture Saddam (or one of his so-called powerful "elite" Republican Guards) attempting to hold Chemical Ali's head in a punch bowel in a twisted form of elegant torture to the bitter-sweet end.
(Well.... at least I could have imagined that a few days ago). :D



hmmbrdzz
 

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