Sex in the car

[dodm]

I wonder if there are any laws in the state of New York regarding having sex in a vehicle? Thank you.

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

I wonder if there are any laws in the state of New York regarding having sex in a vehicle? Thank you.

My response:

Not if it's a convertible, blue over white, 1957 Chevrolet "Bel Air".

IAAL

 

[betterthanher]

I wonder if there are any laws in the state of New York regarding having sex in a vehicle? Thank you.

Yes, I believe there are. I believe only certain colors of cars, depending on the season. It also must be a specific horsepower that only runs on Premium Unleaded gasoline, that comes from only spefic gas stations (and you would need receipts you used only this gasoline).

If you're caught getting it on in a Gremlin, Pacer or Nova, it's automatic life without parole because there is no reasoning in the world why you'd be caught in one of these cars!

 

[HomeGuru]

I wonder if there are any laws in the state of New York regarding having sex in a vehicle? Thank you.

**A: would it be in your enclosed garge with the car engine running?

 

[BelizeBreeze]

**A: would it be in your enclosed garge with the car engine running?

If it's on 94 west then MOVE THE HELL OVER.

That's MY special place

 

[Veronica1228]

If it's on 94 west then MOVE THE HELL OVER.

That's MY special place

Oh? Is that where you go for some alone time?

 

[HomeGuru]

gives new meaning to the terms: get your motor running, four on the floor, stick shift, route 66 and 69......................

 

[HomeGuru]

Oh? Is that where you go for some alone time?

**A: you got him all wrong. He was humping his crash dummy.

 

[BlondiePB]

**A: you got him all wrong. He was humping his crash dummy.

That gives new meaning to moving violation.

 

[Mister Darcy]

Um, That's The Stickshift, Honey

Some of the happiest times of my life were spent in my 1964 MGB

 

[BlondiePB]

Today, 01:50 PM
Mister Darcy
Member Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Pemberly
Posts: 155

Um, That's The Stickshift, Honey

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Some of the happiest times of my life were spent in my 1964 MGB
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I have no enemies, but my friends dislike me intensely.

Mr. Darcy, you calling HG honey?

Look out HG!

 

[rmet4nzkx]

Um, That's The Stickshift, Honey, A Taste of Honey......

Some of the happiest times of my life were spent in my 1964 MGB

I'll start the countdown.......
A Taste of Honey Lyrics

A taste of honey... tasting much sweeter than wine.

I dream of your first kiss, and then,
I feel upon my lips again,
A taste of honey... tasting much sweeter than wine.

I will return, yes I will return,
I'll come back for the honey and you.

Yours was the kiss that awoke my heart,
There lingers still, 'though we're far apart,
That taste of honey... tasting much sweeter than wine.

I will return, yes I will return,
I'll come back (he'll come back) for the honey (for the honey) and you.

 

[Mister Darcy]

Mr. Darcy, you calling HG honey?

Look out HG!

No, I was just reminiscing. I'll never be that way as long as there are pretty girls like you.

 

[You Are Guilty]

If you're caught getting it on in a Gremlin, Pacer or Nova, it's automatic life without parole because there is no reasoning in the world why you'd be caught in one of these cars!

Not a problem - it's proven fact that driving AMCs will completely preclude any chance of the driver of ever having sex in it (at least with the opposite sex).

 

[HomeGuru]

You forgot the Pinto.