shoplifting in Alaska

[masterdog]

My friend from another country came to Alaska to work for 4 mounths. He's been caught shoplifting for amount of approx. $250 and soon required to appear in court. His plane back to his country leaves before that date.

What alternatives does he have?

 

[Son of Slam]

My friend from another country came to Alaska to work for 4 mounths. He's been caught shoplifting for amount of approx. $250 and soon required to appear in court. His plane back to his country leaves before that date.

What alternatives does he have?

The other country would not happen to be the United States would it?

 

[HomeGuru]

My friend from another country came to Alaska to work for 4 mounths. He's been caught shoplifting for amount of approx. $250 and soon required to appear in court. His plane back to his country leaves before that date.

What alternatives does he have?

**A: tell him Iraq does not want him.

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

My response:

What did he steal, $250 worth of snow?

Great, we give these damn foreigners the privilege of coming to the United States and what do they do? They cause more god damned problems than they're worth.

I say, "Close the damn borders, and throw away the keys."

IAAL