I AM ALWAYS LIABLE
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NUMBER 10: The Coalition has finally guided Iraq forward into the eleventh century.
NUMBER 9: Iraq's most dangerous weapon: a rocket-powered goat.
NUMBER 8: Replaced giant mural of Saddam with a giant mural of IAAL.
NUMBER 7: General Tommy Franks is negotiating to buy Iraq and turn it into a highly profitable parking lot. Will hire Iraqi drivers to park cars.
NUMBER 6: Just for the hell of it, order another bombing raid on Iraq.
NUMBER 5: First 5,000 pages of President Bush's plan are kind of wordy. General Tommy Frank's version is just three words - - "Blast the b a s t a r d s".
NUMBER 4: At several points in Saddam's plans, "mustard gas" is crossed out and "chocolate milk" is written in.
NUMBER 3: For a while, Tariq Aziz wrestled under name "Iron Sheik".
NUMBER 2: The American "Central Command" generals make up a hilarious joke about Saddam's mother-in-law's meatloaf and weapons of mass destruction.
AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Good Thing About Iraq - -
After the U.S. and England are done, there will be no goddamned French or Canadian citizens allowed in Iraq!
IAAL
NUMBER 9: Iraq's most dangerous weapon: a rocket-powered goat.
NUMBER 8: Replaced giant mural of Saddam with a giant mural of IAAL.
NUMBER 7: General Tommy Franks is negotiating to buy Iraq and turn it into a highly profitable parking lot. Will hire Iraqi drivers to park cars.
NUMBER 6: Just for the hell of it, order another bombing raid on Iraq.
NUMBER 5: First 5,000 pages of President Bush's plan are kind of wordy. General Tommy Frank's version is just three words - - "Blast the b a s t a r d s".
NUMBER 4: At several points in Saddam's plans, "mustard gas" is crossed out and "chocolate milk" is written in.
NUMBER 3: For a while, Tariq Aziz wrestled under name "Iron Sheik".
NUMBER 2: The American "Central Command" generals make up a hilarious joke about Saddam's mother-in-law's meatloaf and weapons of mass destruction.
AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Good Thing About Iraq - -
After the U.S. and England are done, there will be no goddamned French or Canadian citizens allowed in Iraq!
IAAL
