To: David Miiler

[HomeGuru]

Hey pal,
there is a post titled mortgage broker fraud that I left for you to respond to on the Contracts board. See how nice I am. Now go for it.

Oh and the Cowboys would have won if Emmett Smith did not get knocked out.

[Edited by HomeGuru on 11-24-2000 at 11:24 PM]

[David J. Miller]

O.K., ah yah. If that's what you want to believe then I will let you have your fantasy. heeheehee

[HomeGuru]

I live in cyberspace on a virtual island called Fantasy Island. There are no criminals and no statutory laws. Just the law of the land, the island.

[Jack Mevorach, Esq.]

Query: Are HomeGuru and HomeGuru1 same person? What's up, then?

[HomeGuru]

No. One is an evil twin or an an alter ego. Beware because there are HomeGuru1-200.

[Edited by HomeGuru on 11-26-2000 at 10:12 PM]

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Originally posted by Jack Mevorach, Esq.
Query: Are HomeGuru and HomeGuru1 same person? What's up, then?

My response:

Yes, they are, Jack. It's an unfortunate story. It all started one Winter day, when little HomeGuru was coming home from school in the deep snow surrounding his street.

When, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, HomeGuru was attacked by a Pit Bull Terrier, and had his arms and legs ripped off !!

Whoops. Wrong story.

IAAL

[HomeGuru]

Actually that's what happened to HomeGuru3. We have been using him as third base ever since.

[LegalBeagle]

HomeGuru1 was the more intelligent one of them all.. we miss him ..

[HomeGuru]

How true LB. 1 was the one born with the right brain.

[Jack Mevorach, Esq.]

I'm reminded of a Star Trek episode (original series).

[HomeGuru]

Star Trek. Yes Jack, HomeGuru1 was the one born with the right brain as HomeGuru2 had the left brain. Even so, HomeGuru1 was out of his Vulcan mind.
Star Trek, the Pepsi Generation.

[LegalBeagle]

Originally posted by Jack Mevorach, Esq.
I'm reminded of a Star Trek episode (original series).

The one with the two men.. one with white on the left and black on the right... and the other man with white on the right and black on the left ?

[Jack Mevorach, Esq.]

Originally posted by LegalBeagle

Originally posted by Jack Mevorach, Esq.
I'm reminded of a Star Trek episode (original series).

The one with the two men.. one with white on the left and black on the right... and the other man with white on the right and black on the left ?

No. But in that episode, Biel kept insisting that: "This ship is going to Sheron."

I had in mind the episode with "Harry Mudd" and all those androids attending to him. I believe there was just one "Norman". In the end, Mudd's wife is "cloned" or, if you like, reproduced in great numbers. (HomeGuru 1 - 200).

[LegalBeagle]

Originally posted by Jack Mevorach, Esq.
No. But in that episode, Biel kept insisting that: "This ship is going to Sheron."

I had in mind the episode with "Harry Mudd" and all those androids attending to him. I believe there was just one "Norman". In the end, Mudd's wife is "cloned" or, if you like, reproduced in great numbers. (HomeGuru 1 - 200).

Oh no.. I remember that episode and will now have this image of what Homey looks like.. a right old nag..

[HomeGuru]

Ha, Homey1 looks like that. Then there is our spaced out cousin Homey1kanobe and his half brother in the Ozarks Homeyontherange. In Kansas there is NoplacelikeHomey. The AX commercial states, "Don't leave Homey without it." We all shop for tools at Homey Depot.