HomeGuru - Thanks for you great work!

I just wanted to give you a thumbs up for your great work. I am amazed at how fast you reply to everyone's questions. I even caught you working on a Friday night. So far I agree with everything you have to say. You are also very funny. I originally came to this site to ask a question and now I find myself reading every post daily.

Thanks,

Marianne

PS. I tried to delete this message because of the typo in my Subject Title, but I could not. Sorry for the duplicate message.

[This message has been edited by Mhami (edited August 20, 2000).]

[HomeGuru]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mhami:
I just wanted to give you a thumbs up for your great work.
****Homeguru: don't leave your thumbs up too long or you'll be picked up for hitchhiking.

I am amazed at how fast you reply to everyone's questions.
**** I don't ever sleep. If I'm not online, I am most likely eating. Yes, I make Jabba the Hut look like an ant. People call me Jabba the Glut (with a fat gut).

I even caught you working on a Friday night.
****Spying on me again eh. Don't tell anyone that I am a workaholic. It will definitely be bad for my couch potato image. At times people call me a grouch potato. You say potatoe I say potato. Ah heck, I eat any kind; mashed, baked, fried, broiled......

So far I agree with everything you have to say.
****HomeGuru: that is good, but if not, can we just agree to disagree. In advance, no romance. Not everyone will agree with the HomeGuru, but that is ok. If everyone agreed with each other, hey we would not need attorneys. A good hearty debate and discussion over differing views of opinion is good for the mind and soul. Personally, I prefer a Supersized bag of tater chips and a box of Twinkies.

You are also very funny.
****HomeGuru: Humor is the spice of life. Or was that a big juicy steak is the slice of life. Banana cream pie is the slice of life? I should talk. My astrological sign is Vegetarian. I'm not a red meat eater. Although I do make exceptions for bad real estate agents, contractors, architects, engineers and attorneys. From experience though, I can tell you that attorneys are tough and stringy. Sort of like my homegrown free range chickens. What is that saying, "livin off the fat of the land". Heck I would be real skinny if I had to live off of my land.

I originally came to this site to ask a question and now I find myself reading every post daily.
****HomeGuru: then my ultimate plan worked. You see, a brilliant concoction of an idea surfaced between meals between snacks. It was reminiscent of a cartoon where the character has thought of an idea, and above his head popped a bright light bulb. In my case, instead of a light bulb it was a bonfire. Watt, I would do for a laugh. Anyway, my marketing strategy was to combine the HomeGuru freeadvice with some light humor so as to attract and retain more eyes. There are numerous aspects of the law that is downright boring. Humor in some ways, makes a boring subject a little more interesting and palatable. Hey, I didn't mention food this time.
I have a good feeling about this methodology and it appears to be working.
Your comments my dear, are living proof of this success. Albeit, positive comments by one person is not a true refection of the actual results; but word of mouth, networking and PR could commence and maintain a positive pyramid effect. If you tell another person about this website, and those two people tell 2 people and so on and so forth.....well, that's the game plan.

Thanks,

Marianne

PS. I tried to delete this message because of the typo in my Subject Title, but I could not. Sorry for the duplicate message.
****HomeGuru: that is quite alright. But don't do it again. Actually there are huge capacity servers that host this website. There is so much memory space on this website that we don't even use the word megabytes for it's conotation denote too small.


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Remember, rust never sleeps.

HomeGuru.

After reading your post, I think I better get back to that Weight Watchers website that I usually like to frequent.

Signed,

Skinny Minnie

[HomeGuru]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mhami:
After reading your post, I think I better get back to that Weight Watchers website that I usually like to frequent.

Signed,

Skinny Minnie<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not to fast there girl. At least I don't.
Actually the HomeGuru is in great shape. I once turned down a photo shoot for the backcover of GQ. Yes, that was because I was working on a case in the middle of heavy discovery (trying to find myself) and I needed to Squash the Request For Derrogatories. Plus that I hate wearing makeup unless it is in front of the Supreme Court of Appeals. The opposing counsel did not like my Conquest For Admissions since I did admit (under oath) that I called him an idiot savant minus the savant. Anyway he was so old that he was citing Mayflower Revised Statutes and Caveman law. I filed a Haynes brief (sexy Monica thong type) in court citing "caveat raptor"; let the dinosaur beware. He was so ancient he should have been retired and retreaded. He thought Y2K was a breakfast cereal. And once he was thought to be a cereal killer. Midnight Special K.

I may be off this website for awhile as I am going to audition for the new reality tv show titled "Big Brother Wants To Be A Millionaire Survivor In The Real World."
The story is about 10 large and in charge older brothers that each have a net worth of at least a million dollars. All 10 are put on a deserted island (except for the live volcano) in the Philipines with Regis as the chief. All contestants will be given wireless laptop computers with browsers set to download only the website [url="http://www.freeadvice.com."]www.freeadvice.com.[/url] All contestants must answer each and every post on all 10 Bulletin Boards only once. Only when Regis posts the question" Is that your final answer", can the contestant either post a new second response or revise the first one.
There will be 2 tribes named the Lau Lau and the Lau Lau, respectively. At the first full moon, tropical storm or volcanic erruption (whichever comes first) there will be an evening tribal meeting which will consist of a marathon Karaoke contest. This contest will determine what players will be voted off the island. The song selections will be anything by either Kenny G or Kenny Rogers. The last singer standing will face the World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion, The Rock, in the Main Event of the Real World Survivor Series. The winner of the match will get to be the lead singer in the new real tv group the MO-Town.

) Gave me a smile. I enjoy your postings too. You temper your answers with humor and warmth. I'd share a twinkie with you any day.

[HomeGuru]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by njc:
) Gave me a smile. I enjoy your postings too. You temper your answers with humor and warmth. I'd share a twinkie with you any day.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

njc, Oh goodie. It's a date but I get the middle half!

I have to tell you that there is a gentleman here in the Bay Area that has made millions by combining business politics and humor in a comic strip. Hum, legal issues and humor with some good comical characters? I see a future for you!

Marianne

[HomeGuru]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mhami:
I have to tell you that there is a gentleman here in the Bay Area that has made millions by combining business politics and humor in a comic strip. Hum, legal issues and humor with some good comical characters? I see a future for you!

Marianne<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh, boy... a real job to look forward to. Thanks, for the tip.