Iaal

[panzertanker]

I respectfully request the inclusion in the "Most Stupidest Posts Contest"
Of this post:
[url]http://forum.freeadvice.com/showthread.php?t=237258[/url]

Thank you for the consideration.

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Originally Posted by panzertanker

I respectfully request the inclusion in the "Most Stupidest Posts Contest"
Of this post:
[url]http://forum.freeadvice.com/showthread.php?t=237258[/url]

Thank you for the consideration.

My response:

I have already considered it. In your previous request concerning that post, I responded to you, telling you why I couldn't consider it.

IAAL

[panzertanker]

Originally Posted by I AM ALWAYS LIABLE

My response:

I have already considered it. In your previous request concerning that post, I responded to you, telling you why I couldn't consider it.

IAAL

Sorry, missed your response.
I have a question: If you will indulge me for a moment...
If I, A non-lawyer, tell someone who is filing pro se, and I am a paralegal or someone with just some good knowledge of the legal system, "you must file XYZ" form immediatelyto help you, is that practicing law?
Thanks

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Originally Posted by panzertanker

Sorry, missed your response.
I have a question: If you will indulge me for a moment...
If I, A non-lawyer, tell someone who is filing pro se, and I am a paralegal or someone with just some good knowledge of the legal system, "you must file XYZ" form immediatelyto help you, is that practicing law?
Thanks

My response:

Absolutely. A paralegal has no right to "direct" anyone concerning what to use, or not to use. Advising someone about the proper forms, or a law, or how to proceed, is the unlawful practice of law.

Each States' Bar association, and their respective criminal codes, or Business and Professions Codes, have rules and laws to protect consumers from an unscrupulous, or ignorant, "advisor". The rules and laws are there to protect the consumer.

IAAL

[panzertanker]

Then I respectfully request your help in this matter, it appears to be getting dangerous:
[url]http://forum.freeadvice.com/showthread.php?t=243106[/url]

The pertinent post is:

Originally Posted by meganproser

meganproser
Member Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 472

File a motion for a protective order.

Just say the planned deposition location subjects you to unfair burden and expense. Ask the court to issue a protective order preventing a deposition from being scheduled prior to the disposition of your motion for change of venue.

Cite TRCP 199.4 Objections to Time and Place of Oral Deposition which reads:
“A party or witness may object to the time and place designated for an oral deposition by motion for protective order or by motion to quash the notice of deposition. If the motion is filed by the third business day after service of the notice of deposition, an objection to the time and place of a deposition stays the oral deposition until the motion can be determined.”

NOTE: Check 199.4 in the most current TRCP before quoting from it in your motion. The TRCP I found was from 1999 and may have been revised since then.

Just to be clear. I am the one being sued and they are listing me as a "witness".

There are "party witnesses" and non-party witnesses, but anyone who is offering testimony, is a witness.

How can I be a witness for them if I am trying to defend myself.

You ARE going to hire an attorney at some point right?

Sorry if these are stupid questions but I have never been involved in any legal dealings.

No problem, I liked your questions!
__________________
*I am NOT an attorney.

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Originally Posted by panzertanker

Then I respectfully request your help in this matter, it appears to be getting dangerous:
[url]http://forum.freeadvice.com/showthread.php?t=243106[/url]

The pertinent post is:

My response:

"Help" with what? And how do you propose that anything can be done to stop Meganproser? Of course, she's wrong - - but I'm not the State Bar, and me, telling her to stop, or that she's wrong, won't stop her.

So, what kind of "help" could I give you regarding your concern?

IAAL

[panzertanker]

Originally Posted by I AM ALWAYS LIABLE

My response:

"Help" with what? And how do you propose that anything can be done to stop Meganproser? Of course, she's wrong - - but I'm not the State Bar, and me, telling her to stop, or that she's wrong, won't stop her.

So, what kind of "help" could I give you regarding your concern?

IAAL

Call Mary and ban her. You have the most influence, and it is obvious you have the "power". She is a menace and has pro se filer's running around like morons, is giving blatantly incorrect advice (even after corrections by YAG and others). I get tired of seeing her act like a 4 year old with a magnifying glass torturing those in here seeking real help, as if they were a bunch of ants.....

Just thought I would ask.....

[rmet4nzkx]

This is the second time this week she had made false accusations, started a thread and then locked it, Mary has warned her this week, she waits until after hours to inflict the greatest harm, she is a menace.
[url]http://forum.freeadvice.com/showthread.php?t=243253[/url]
This is not the only thread where this is happening.

Whoa chica, your imagination is running away with you.

I only locked one thread because I only STARTED one thread and had the POWER to lock it...duh. But, so what if I locked it? How often do threads get locked and since when is it some type of offense to lock one?

This really cracks me up though:

waits until after hours to inflict the greatest harm, she is a menace.

I am so sure that I decide when I will come to this forum, based on what I presume to be the moderator's hours!

As for me being a menace, I think if you review my posts Rmet you'll see that you can count on one hand how many times I've had words with an OP OR ANYONE ELSE WHO DIDN'T BOTHER ME FIRST.

Menace? Yes indeed, to anyone who feels the need to bash me for sport. Uh, that would be you and your cronies dear.

If you can't take the heat leave me alone. How hard is that? Why do you start the **** and then run to daddy for help? Grow up and either fight your own battles or learn to stay out of battles you know you can't win.

[Veronica1228]

IAAL is daddy now? That is soooo funny to me. First, another poster calls him pumpkin, and now he's daddy. Would that be Big Daddy IAAL?

Nurse Todd pleads with IAAL:

Waaaaa, waaaa, sniffle, Daaaaaddy oh Daddy wait till you hear what happened to me today!

I went to the Civil Lit forum....what? Oh,... uh,.... I was just there because Rmetty went there to fight with...well no I DON’T know anything about civil lit but Daddy LISTEN....

I went there to try and help out my friend Rmetty....what? No, Rmetty doesn’t know anything about civil lit either but she goes there to try and bother Megan and...Well no, it doesn’t seem too smart to bother someone like Megan but DADDY listen to WHAT HAPPENED when I went there.

Ok, so even though I don’t know anything about civil lit I wanted to help Rmetty cause I have been trying real hard to impress her since she claims to have a Ph.D. and to speak like 15 languages and ...that’s what she TELLS everyone anyway but you know I never ask to see real credentials as long as the person APPEARS to have credentials.

SOOOO, since she APPEARS to have better credentials than I APPEAR to have, I want to impress her and that’s why I follow her around like a dog and try to fight her battles for her.

You know Daddy, it’s hard to feel very manly when you are a Nurse and everyone is always asking you what size white pantyhose you wear. So I have been trying to impress these girls in the Free Advice forum because they act like they find me attractive and stuff and I’ve NEVER had that happen in my life so I’m willing to do ANYTHING to keep that going you know?

Anyhow, I jumped into the middle of something that did not concern me for about the tenth time and I gave this “Megan” a little push of my own, thinking, “That’ll show EVERYONE how manly I am”.

WELL! The next thing I knew Megan pushed me back! Then I got mad and tried to really cut her down and that was when she told everyone that my Nursy cap was askew and my SHEEP BRAIN was showing.

It’s TRUE DADDY, she told everyone about my sheep brain! Rmetty and some of the other sheep, er, some of the others, tried to help me, but it didn’t matter because no matter what anyone else said, my SHEEP BRAIN was exposed for all the world to see and......OH that Megan is so mean ::stamps foot::

....she’s, she’s....SHE’S DANGEROUS DADDY!!!!! She’s got to be stopped before someone else attacks her and she hurts his/her feelings!

What? Well no, she doesn’t bother anyone unless they attack her first.

Stop attacking her? WE CAN’T DO THAT DADDY! Rmetty and her friends are trying to get Mommy to ban Megan but Mommy hasn’t done it yet and we can’t stand it another minute because, uh, because....well, I don’t really know WHY but for some reason we can’t rest until Mommy bans Megan!

I KNOW we would never see Megan if we stayed in our own forums but we can’t stand knowing she’s “out there” somewhere. We are obsessed and the ONLY cure for OUR problem is having Megan banned.

YOU are the man to do it Daddy, you are the best, the most powerful, the greatest ::Todd kisses IAAL’S ass:: ....you hung the moon, you are brilliant, you are THE MAN Daddy ::Todd starts licking IAAL'S ass:: ! You CAN save us from meanie Megan!!!

Ok Daddy, here’s the worst part. This business with Megan has made me :: choke, sob::, impotent. It’s true. I tried to have a little hanky panky with Mrs. Nursy today and I was even less able to perform than usual! It’s like I’ve been castrated. Now you are a man and I”m sure you can feel my pain right? The ONLY way I can regain my fragile sense of manhood is if YOU ban Megan. sniffle

I know it’s weird to think I’d feel more manly if YOU handle my problems but I’m obviously no match for Megan by myself so I’ll take the victory however I can get it. Fortunately, I am unconcerned with such things as fair fighting and honor.

I'm a lame ass weasel and going behind my enemie’s back is my only chance of winning... everyone knows that! HELP ME DADDY, PLEASE!!!

CALL MOMMY right away and TELL HER, TELL HER TO BAN MEGAN for good! If you don’t I’ll keep CRYING and then I’ll hold my breath until I pass out! See how dangerous Megan is? SHE’S causing me to become impotent and pass out! DO SOMETHING!

Oh one other thing. Can we please sue her for defamation? She told everyone I’m a nurse and she didn’t tell them about my other SPECIAL papers that say I’m even BETTER than a nurse. Isn’t that DEFAMATION DADDY? Let’s sue her ok? sniffle

Something weird is going on here with these megan posts and GB posts but its hilarious to see adults act like children. Yall are amusing and entertaining.

I don’t know anything about GB but I am simply responding to Nurse Toddy’s post about me. It was just too funny to resist.

[rmet4nzkx]

Originally Posted by Veronica1228

IAAL is daddy now? That is soooo funny to me. First, another poster calls him pumpkin, and now he's daddy. Would that be Big Daddy IAAL?

[rmet4nzkx]

Originally Posted by meganproser

Waaaaa, waaaa, sniffle, Daaaaaddy oh Daddy wait till you hear what happened to me today!

I went to the Civil Lit forum....what? Oh,... uh,.... I was just there because Rmetty went there to fight with...well no I DON’T know anything about civil lit but Daddy LISTEN....

I went there to try and help out my friend Rmetty....what? No, Rmetty doesn’t know anything about civil lit either but she goes there to try and bother Megan and...Well no, it doesn’t seem too smart to bother someone like Megan but DADDY listen to WHAT HAPPENED when I went there.

Ok, so even though I don’t know anything about civil lit I wanted to help Rmetty cause I have been trying real hard to impress her since she claims to have a Ph.D. and to speak like 15 languages and ...that’s what she TELLS everyone anyway but you know I never ask to see real credentials as long as the person APPEARS to have credentials.

SOOOO, since she APPEARS to have better credentials than I APPEAR to have, I want to impress her and that’s why I follow her around like a dog and try to fight her battles for her.

You know Daddy, it’s hard to feel very manly when you are a Nurse and everyone is always asking you what size white pantyhose you wear. So I have been trying to impress these girls in the Free Advice forum because they act like they find me attractive and stuff and I’ve NEVER had that happen in my life so I’m willing to do ANYTHING to keep that going you know?

Anyhow, I jumped into the middle of something that did not concern me for about the tenth time and I gave this “Megan” a little push of my own, thinking, “That’ll show EVERYONE how manly I am”.

WELL! The next thing I knew Megan pushed me back! Then I got mad and tried to really cut her down and that was when she told everyone that my Nursy cap was askew and my SHEEP BRAIN was showing.

It’s TRUE DADDY, she told everyone about my sheep brain! Rmetty and some of the other sheep, er, some of the others, tried to help me, but it didn’t matter because no matter what anyone else said, my SHEEP BRAIN was exposed for all the world to see and......OH that Megan is so mean ::stamps foot::

....she’s, she’s....SHE’S DANGEROUS DADDY!!!!! She’s got to be stopped before someone else attacks her and she hurts his/her feelings!

What? Well no, she doesn’t bother anyone unless they attack her first.

Stop attacking her? WE CAN’T DO THAT DADDY! Rmetty and her friends are trying to get Mommy to ban Megan but Mommy hasn’t done it yet and we can’t stand it another minute because, uh, because....well, I don’t really know WHY but for some reason we can’t rest until Mommy bans Megan!

I KNOW we would never see Megan if we stayed in our own forums but we can’t stand knowing she’s “out there” somewhere. We are obsessed and the ONLY cure for OUR problem is having Megan banned.

YOU are the man to do it Daddy, you are the best, the most powerful, the greatest ::Todd kisses IAAL’S ass:: ....you hung the moon, you are brilliant, you are THE MAN Daddy ::Todd starts licking IAAL'S ass:: ! You CAN save us from meanie Megan!!!

Ok Daddy, here’s the worst part. This business with Megan has made me :: choke, sob::, impotent. It’s true. I tried to have a little hanky panky with Mrs. Nursy today and I was even less able to perform than usual! It’s like I’ve been castrated. Now you are a man and I”m sure you can feel my pain right? The ONLY way I can regain my fragile sense of manhood is if YOU ban Megan. sniffle

I know it’s weird to think I’d feel more manly if YOU handle my problems but I’m obviously no match for Megan by myself so I’ll take the victory however I can get it. Fortunately, I am unconcerned with such things as fair fighting and honor.

I'm a lame ass weasel and going behind my enemie’s back is my only chance of winning... everyone knows that! HELP ME DADDY, PLEASE!!!

CALL MOMMY right away and TELL HER, TELL HER TO BAN MEGAN for good! If you don’t I’ll keep CRYING and then I’ll hold my breath until I pass out! See how dangerous Megan is? SHE’S causing me to become impotent and pass out! DO SOMETHING!

Oh one other thing. Can we please sue her for defamation? She told everyone I’m a nurse and she didn’t tell them about my other SPECIAL papers that say I’m even BETTER than a nurse. Isn’t that DEFAMATION DADDY? Let’s sue her ok? sniffle

This was copied before Megan edited it, notice her inappropriate language.