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What is the name of your state?NUMBER 3:

November 21, 2004, 06:01 PM
Liquor_man
Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 3

Serious Help on some serious charges

What is the name of your state? Ontario

aight for a week me and my niggz been robbin liquor and games from lcbo and staples 1 day the cops stopped us and found the games on us and got the video tapes and saw us on camera

each of us stole like 15 games or w/e i never got booked with them on me i hid them and got them back after i got released and got rid of them. They have no proof of me stealing games but they still including me in the charge with all of my other friends

possesion of stolen items, and theft
3 counts each i think

i told a lie about how i was chilling @ the bus stop while my friends walked on sidewalk straight and i ne veer seen them or known what they have done and later on they checked the staples camera and booked i was there and that ruined my story but my friend heard my story and said the exact same thing. he fessed up and said he did the thefts but i stiked with my story. later on i asked my officer if what i tell her is completely confidential between me and her and she said yes i told her they caught 4 of us but theyre was a 5th and also gave up the name my question when i get the disclosure will that be included in it in my statement? and the cops found out alot of **** and booked us all lying do we get charged for giving false statements? and what should i do cause my officer said i cant straighten up my story anymore do i plead guilty or innocent eventhough they got camera's set on me?

and what is this extrajudicial sanction thing i'm hearing about?

thank you for your time

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November 28, 2004, 01:20 PM
spoiled_122
Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 1

spousal support

What is the name of your state? pa
can some tell me how long you have to be married before you can take them for spousal support? my marrige lasted two weeks and two days everyone tells me to take him for what i can but i am not sure if if they will call two weeks a marrige.

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ktee233
Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 6

Explosion-Statute of Limitations

What is the name of your state? Idaho

In May 2002 a friend at the time blew up our house cooking meth in a pressure
cooker. My husband went to federal prison for a Misprison of a Felony (knowing about a crime and not reporting it)for 33 months.

Thank you in advance for any information you can give me and/or what you would recommend.
Sincerely,
Karen

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shelainemh
Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 12

Any Help..

What is the name of your state?IN.. I was just wondering if there might be a way of finding out if my children have been adopted by stepmom????

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starxduzt
Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1

Question for my parents.


What is the name of your state? Florida

Happened in the state of Florida, in Clay county. My parents are originally from Hillsborough county.

My parents have been living in SC for the past 13 months in their RV and were coming home Christmas eve. My dad was in their RV and my mom was following him in their truck. My dad was pulled over because the recent sticker on their tag had fallen off and the state trooper thought it had expired. When he pulled my dad over, my mom pulled over also to see what was going on.

The officer ran the tag and saw that it wasn't expired. He then ran my dads background and my moms background. My dad is a convicted felon, he was a bad guy when he was younger, fought cops and things like that. My mom dealt marijuana about 5-6 years ago and was arrested twice for it. The cop wrote a warning on the tag and then said that he wanted to search the vehicles. My dad objected for well over an hour and finally let him go ahead and search my moms truck, and the cop found nothing except my moms pistol. He then started harassing my dad into getting him to search the RV. My dad objected to that for awhile also, and the cop just kept going at him, coercing him into it. Finally, my dad said, "If I don't let you, you're going to get a dog anyway right?" The cop shrugged and my dad basically told him, "If I have no other choice, go for it." He then admitted that he had under 2oz of weed and a rifle in the RV.



My response:

And you actually call these Yahoos your "parents"? Did you even bother to read what you were writing?

1. "living in SC for the past 13 months in their RV"

2. "my mom was following him in their truck."

3. "recent sticker on their tag had fallen off" (Yeah, right. Have your "parents" show you a cancelled check from the DMV)

4. "My dad is a convicted felon"

5. "My mom dealt marijuana about 5-6 years ago and was arrested twice for it."

6. "the cop found nothing except my moms pistol."

7. "He then admitted that he had under 2oz of weed and a rifle in the RV."

8. "he said he was letting them keep the RV since it was their home and he didn't want them to lose it."


Does the phrase "trailer trash" come to mind?

You actually claim these people as "parents"? Simply amazing. The above quotes appear courtesy of "Trailer Trash Monthly" magazine.

IAAL

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NUMBER 19:

fugazidriver
Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 2

Is he undercover?

What is the name of your state? Mass.

I met someone who is willing to help me find a connection to buy an illegal substance. We are both not sure if the other is an undercover cop. This person had the idea that if we both do some of the drug together, that would determine that we are both not cops. I need to know if this is true.

I need to know specifically what an undercover cop can and cannot do.
What circumstances would prove to be entrapment.

If we buy after being under the influence of a drug we both did together, that was provided by this person, could I still be charged with something.

Also, I live in Mass. but this contact and deal will be in CT.

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February 15, 2005, 04:56 AM
Jvance43
Junior Member Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 12

Unlawful Use Of A Weapon

What is the name of your state?What is the name of your state? Missouri
My daughter has been charged with "Unlawful use of a weapon" A little background here:
A man had drugged her and had sex with her. Several days later he told her he didn't know how much he cared for her until "we made love at your house". My daughter went to DA and reported this. They dropped the charges because of "Lack of evidence. My daughter had woke up the next day and found herself naked. She got up and took a shower, where she noticed soreness in her female area.
My daughter then went and filed an exporte against the neighbor.
My daughter and I had spoken on the phone several times, and she mentioned that she should burn his house down. I told her she could not do this. She agreed but said, "but I feel like it". Later the sane day a police officer shows up at her home and says the man had called and reported she was going to burn his house down, and had a recording of the threat. The police told her not to burn him down, and that he had gotten another call and had to go. My daughter then called 911 and asked for an officer to come. When they did, she told them that she thought her phone was tapped. They went to the neighbor and he showed them his tape of several conversations between my daughter and myself. Knowing about the exporte, they arrested him for 121 hrs. and he came home the next day.
My daughter called the phone company the next day and a technition came out and checked her lines. He showed her where her lines were "tampered with. A witness heard the technition tell her the line had been tampered with. This witness is an employee of the mobil home park where she and the offender both live.
My daughter called the DA and was told the case was also dropped because of "lack of evidence". The man doing the taping had told the police he picked up the conversations over a police scanner. So that made it a he said she said situation.
My daughter's boyfriend then received a telephone call from the offenders girlfriend stating that she was going to kick my daughter's ass. My daughter's boyfriend then called my daughter and told her about this call and told her that she should come home. (they live together). When she arrived home the neighbor's girlfriend ran out of the neighbor's home and ran out into the street asking "are you ready for you ass kicking? My daughter said "yes, bring it on" and grabbed her pistol from under the seat of her car and the shells from the glove compartment. The lady saw the gun and ran back into the neighbor's house, with my daughter following her. My daughter banged on the door asking her to come out when the gun went off.
What is the worst that can happen here. And where is the justice here for my daughter?
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March 1, 2005, 05:47 AM
Maggie D.
Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 1

My lawyer and I had cybersex

What is the name of your state? I'm from Kentucky.

I'm a typical American soccermom, in my 30's, been married for over a decade, and have two children. My situation is a little odd. I had a lawyer who representated me in a wrongful termination/sexual harassment case. I had been terminated for "poor professional boundaries". I actually had been sexually assaulted at work. I ended up getting a settlement in that case.

Within weeks of our professional relationship ending, my former attorney and I began to engage in graphic sexual correspondence over the Internet that lasted for months. This situation ended really badly with extreme hostility and our spouses finding out about everything.

I'm not downplaying my part in this. I was definitely an active participant, but do feel as though my former attorney was unprofessional and unethical to reciprocate by playing along and encouraging me. He was well aware of the emotional dependence I had on him at the time, and I think he took advantage of that and exploited my issues for his own benefit.

I'm in need of some advice, and am interested in knowing what others think of this situation. I'm not thinking about filing any type of civil suit or anything, but am seriously considering filing a complaint with the State Bar Association. Any thoughts or opinions on this situation??

Thanks,

Maggie D.
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Today, 09:11 AM
homeschool
Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 8

Parental responsibility after minor marries?

What is the name of your state? New Mexico
My 16 y.o. was married last week. She is required to attend a first offender class for possesion of a controlled sub. They are telling me that legally I must attend all the sessions because she is a minor, even though she is married. Is this correct? What legal responsibility do parents have for their married minor children. BTW, her spouse is 21. Thank you.
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MaiTai
Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 1

Arrested for switching tags

What is the name of your state? CA

I was arrested for purchasing a purse that I had switched the price tag on, original price $44.97 price I switched $14.97. I had no idea that price switching was a crime. Do you think I should consult an attorney or should I appear before the court alone and plead guilty?

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Pingpong 99
Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 1

Internet scam?

What is the name of your state? IL
So my wife was browsing some Japanese porn site. She clicks on a picture on the front page, all of the sudden she is taken to a page that says this website has our computers I.P. number, and she had joined the site, So if we don't pay the membership fee within two days they'll send a collection agency against us. Thing is, the site is 48,000 yen, or about $480 american, for 180 days. It said on the site in small print on the top that if you clicked on an image you were consenting to joining the site. I want to refuse to pay, but my wife is still awaiting her green card and doesn't want to get into any legal trouble, especially with her home country. Is there anything I can do ?


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hollenquest
Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 1

Slander In The Workplace

What is the name of your state? Michigan.

What right does a coworker have to label another coworker as being boring?; whereas, now other coworkers don't want to work with or around me. My character has been defamed so bad, that coworkers I've never seen before nor worked around or with seem to know or think I'm boring. It seems as if everyone wants to know where I'll be working or what shift, so that they can avoid me. It's also to the point whereas I don't have any friends at work. No one has time for me, even though I still try to extend myself and be friendly; but, some days I dread going to work. I'm so tired of seeing all the eyes rolling,and hearing all the smart remarks of it being a long boring day, insinuating that I'm boring. I'd like to know if this is considered slander?, and if so, what should I do to resolve this problem?

Thank You,

G.H.

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