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PETESAKE

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What is the name of your state? NY
Does anyone know how the early release "point system" in NY State Prison's work?

Also - does anyone know what or how you go about getting a felony removed from a person's record in NY? Is that even possible?

Can anyone help with my 2 previous posts?

Any info would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.
 


Son of Slam

Senior Member
PETESAKE said:
What is the name of your state? NY
Does anyone know how the early release "point system" in NY State Prison's work?

***Points are given for many different reasons. Going to prison and staying there will get you many points. Being a minority will get you a few, as they don't really need any extra minorities. Not making a lot of useless noise while Bubba has you will keep you from losing points. After a few times not losing points Bubba may even give you a reach around.
 

I AM ALWAYS LIABLE

Senior Member
Re: Re: Ny Jail System/time Served/expunging

Son of Slam said:
***Points are given for many different reasons. Going to prison and staying there will get you many points. Being a minority will get you a few, as they don't really need any extra minorities. Not making a lot of useless noise while Bubba has you will keep you from losing points. After a few times not losing points Bubba may even give you a reach around.

My response:

I have GOT to shake your hand one of these days . . . for all the laughter you bring me (and I'm sure for others, as well).

Thanks for helping me bust a gut on this one!

IAAL
 
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coosi

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]***Points are given for many different reasons. Going to prison and staying there will get you many points. Being a minority will get you a few, as they don't really need any extra minorities. Not making a lot of useless noise while Bubba has you will keep you from losing points. After a few times not losing points Bubba may even give you a reach around."

That's a sick and juvenile attempt at humor. What are you, about eleven?
 

I AM ALWAYS LIABLE

Senior Member
TOP 10 Ways To Make Points While In Prison - -

NUMBER 10: His three-week tour through each of Bubba's friend's cells.

NUMBER 9: While he's screaming, you gently massage his sphincter.

NUMBER 8: He looks back over his shoulder at Bubba and asks, "at any point in your life, have you ever worn a Trojan?"

NUMBER 7: He's chased around darkened cell until 4:00 in the morning.

NUMBER 6: After shooting baskets, Bubba keeps trying to kick him in the groin for extra points.

NUMBER 5: Bubba assures him with, "If we get separated, I'll meet you in the showers."

NUMBER 4: At bedtime, he no longer goes "Oooooh!" when Bubba gets him.

NUMBER 3: When Bubba announces he has to sacrifice a virgin, everyone points to your husband.

NUMBER 2: At this very instant, Bubba has his penis pointed at your husband.

AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Way To Make Points While In Prison - -

After Bubba's had his "way", your husband starts calling himself "Bryce".


IAAL
 
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coosi

Guest
TOP 10 Ways To Make Points While In Prison - -

NUMBER 10: His three-week tour through each of Bubba's friend's cells.

NUMBER 9: While he's screaming, you gently massage his sphincter.

NUMBER 8: He looks back over his shoulder at Bubba and asks, "at any point in your life, have you ever worn a Trojan?"

NUMBER 7: He's chased around darkened cell until 4:00 in the morning.

NUMBER 6: After shooting baskets, Bubba keeps trying to kick him in the groin for extra points.

NUMBER 5: Bubba assures him with, "If we get separated, I'll meet you in the showers."

NUMBER 4: At bedtime, he no longer goes "Oooooh!" when Bubba gets him.

NUMBER 3: When Bubba announces he has to sacrifice a virgin, everyone points to your husband.

NUMBER 2: At this very instant, Bubba has his penis pointed at your husband.

AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Way To Make Points While In Prison - -

After Bubba's had his "way", your husband starts calling himself "Bryce".


IAAL

Are these your favorite scenes from your gay porno flicks?
 
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PETESAKE

Guest
ANY ANSWERS?

All of that was very funny, however there is a serious question there. If you don't have anything responsible to say, could you skip it. Anyone with actual NY State knowledge would be appreciated. Thanks.
 

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