Prostitution or not?

What is the name of your state? NJ
Sadly, this is hypothetical. Let's say I hire a woman to clean my house. While she his here, we engage in sex. Have either of us broken any laws? We are both single and of the age of majority.

Are you saying that the "housecleaning" is just a front?

Well, Front is such a messy word. Let's say, she does some cleaning, but she also polishes the silver.

There was a Seinfeld episode identical to your hypothetical situation. You night want to catch some re-runs and see how it turned out.

If she was getting $10 a hour for polishing the silver,i wouldnt worry,.... but $100 an hour.....

Beth3 said:

There was a Seinfeld episode identical to your hypothetical situation. You night want to catch some re-runs and see how it turned out.

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My response:

Beth - -

What does our writer mean by "polishing the silver"? I didn't think people used real silverware anymore.

And, what does Seinfeld have to do with this?

Can you please be specific?

IAAL

Why, I have no idea what the writer means by "polishing the silver," (she said disingenuously.)

As far as Seinfeld goes, I'm afraid time prohibits me from catching you up on 10 years of pop culture.

My response:

Damn !

I guess I'd have to wake up pretty early in the morning to pull the sheepskin over you.

Well, thanks for being a good sport, anyway!

IAAL

"Bzzzzzt. Thank you for playing."

Do I get a parting gift? Perahaps a home version of FreeAdvice suitable for the whole family?

Polishing the silver??? Wonder if she is the kind that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball??