Mexican Divorce Legal in Illinois?

What is the name of your state? illinois
is a mexican divorce legal in the state of illinois?

debbiec93 said:

What is the name of your state? illinois
is a mexican divorce legal in the state of illinois?

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Top 10 Reasons Why a Mexican Divorce is Illegal in Illinois - -

NUMBER 10: Illinois outlawed the "Mexican Divorce Pinata" because instead of candy, people would load them with dynamite.

NUMBER 9: Illinois refused to give up the Alamo.

NUMBER 8: Abraham Lincoln's was the last Mexican divorce recognized by Illinois.

NUMBER 7: State Motto - - Land of Lincoln and Mexican Divorces!

NUMBER 6: Tortilla marriage certificates are biodegradable. No need for divorce.

NUMBER 5: Chicago Mobster, Al Capone, killed the last Mexican divorce lawyer in the St. Valentines Day massacre.

NUMBER 4: There is no such word as "divorce" in the Mexican language. The closest definition is, "You'll be my bitch forever."

NUMBER 3: Only Juan Valdez and his donkey can get a Mexican divorce in Illinois. We're still waiting.

NUMBER 2: Gayly colored Mexican clothes are really tacky in an Illinois divorce.

AND, the NUMBER ONE reason why Mexican divorces are illegal in Illinois - -

Everytime one was performed, the bulls only ran after the ex-wife!


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