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TOP 10 Attributes to Look For When Hiring an Attorney - -
NUMBER 10: 20% Off coupon slipped under your windshield wiper by a Worker's Compensation lawyer.
NUMBER 9: The liquor and pills finally wore off.
NUMBER 8: I'm sorry, you'll have to ask our shirtless lawyers, "StephenK" or "Alawyer".
NUMBER 7: An attorney who doesn't mind that you have a "Show Me The Money" tattoo on your forehead.
NUMBER 6: A lawyer who gives $6 gift certificates to Supercuts with every free consultation.
NUMBER 5: OOOWWWWW mama, I just spilled McDonald's coffee in my lap!
NUMBER 4: The best lawyers are those that ask you to turn your head and cough.
NUMBER 3: A lawyer who admits that he has sexually harassed himself.
NUMBER 2: A lawyer who agrees with you that if you hear that damned "Pearl Harbor" song again, you'll slit your throat.
AND, THE NUMBER ONE Attribute to Look For When Hiring an Attorney - -
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