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What is the name of your state? Tennessee
The top 10 reasons why there are no more hillbillies live Tennessee:
10. The definition of 'dumb animal' includes every living creature.
9. It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.
8. Skunks may not be carried into the state.
7. You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving
automobile.
6. More than 8 women may not live in the same house because
that would constitute a brothel.
5. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
4. "Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
3. Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
2. Driving is not to be done while asleep.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY THERE ARE NO MORE HILLBILLIES IN TENNESSEE
1. It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
The top 10 reasons why there are no more hillbillies live Tennessee:
10. The definition of 'dumb animal' includes every living creature.
9. It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.
8. Skunks may not be carried into the state.
7. You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving
automobile.
6. More than 8 women may not live in the same house because
that would constitute a brothel.
5. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
4. "Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
3. Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
2. Driving is not to be done while asleep.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY THERE ARE NO MORE HILLBILLIES IN TENNESSEE
1. It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.