what happens to a person who has had an affair

What is the name of your state? tennessee

alexkirk2422 said:

What is the name of your state? tennessee

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My response:

They get lynched, drawn and quartered, disemboweled, and decapitated.

Yeah, that's what happens.

IAAL

well

i was just wanting to know cause i caught my husband in one and want to know what are my rights in a divorce


ty

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alexkirk2422 said:

i was just wanting to know cause i caught my husband in one and want to know what are my rights in a divorce


ty

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My response:

Well, thanks for letting me in on the secret of why you wrote to this forum.

IAAL

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Pretty much nothing. You get divorced. You split the "stuff". You sort out custody/visitation/support. That's it.

It's really no different than if you divorce the guy because you're tired of him leaving the cap off the toothpaste, or you can't stand his cowboy music anymore.

Unless you have some kinda prenup with a "cheating clause" in it.

Or you're living in Nigeria under Sharia Law, you might be able to get REALLY nasty- if you can get several male witnesses to back you up. Like stoning him. Unfortunately, here in the US, you can merely divorce him.

nextwife said:

It's really no different than if you divorce the guy because you're tired of him leaving the cap off the toothpaste, or you can't stand his cowboy music anymore.

Unless you have some kinda prenup with a "cheating clause" in it.

Or you're living in Nigeria under Sharia Law, you might be able to get REALLY nasty- if you can get several male witnesses to back you up. Like stoning him. Unfortunately, here in the US, you can merely divorce him.

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**A: what about leaving the toilet seat up?

That's internationally recognized as an automatic sentence of stoning. There was a UN resolution backing up such action. All the woman in the UN voted unanimously in favor.

Does the stoning law apply in all cases even in instances where the alleged location is in an outhouse or trailer park?

Hey man, I'm all for getting STONED!!!

Hexy, you just want to rock, Baby.

Ya man, i've been rolled enough in my life

Sorry. I failed to give an explicit answer.

NO! The stoning sentence ONLY applies to Kohler, American Standard. Mansfield, and certain HIGH end toilet seats. Outhouse use was exempted, especially in cases in which there is an absence of seats. Additionally, the absence of any structure whatsoever precludes the allowance of such a sentence (no seat = no seat down).

THe treatment is especially harsh if the male perpetrator's MIL is the one who fell in.

Holy crap!

"I'm gonna flush that woman right out of my outhouse..

I'm gonna flush that woman right outta my life."